Your Grade Point Average, or GPA, will determine the course of the rest of your life. I cannot overstate its importance. If your GPA is poor, your life is pretty much over, but don't believe me.
Believe these facts:
-The average GPA of the 57 million people who died in WW2 was 2.38. the average GPA of the survivors was 3.1.
-Famed aviatrix Amelia Earhare disappaered. Her GPA was a cool 1.94.
-John Belushi's character Blunto had a GPA of 0.00... John Belushi himself had a GPA of 0.7... and he died...
-The Titanic had a 1.64 GPA. the iceburg that brought it down had a whopping 4.81!!! xp
So... when you get a D+ and say, "MY LIFE IS OVER!!!" ... you just might be right. rofl
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