like glitter and sparkely dresses, but I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter but I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La la la la la la
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me but I'm not gonna say that
In my Monologue
I like writing their names in songs so they're a shame to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
La la la la la lala la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe, the guy who broke up with me over the phone but I'm not gonna mention him
In my monologue
HEY JOE, I'm doin' real well, hosting SNL,but i'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue.
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And if you're wondering if I might be dating that werewolf from Twilight
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
La la la la la la
This is, my musical monologue
Might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
But there's nothing more to say
Everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage
In my SNL Monologue
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This is my SNL monologue
Lalalalalalala
That was my SNL monologue
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