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Girls. Well, not just girls...but certain things about girls.
For instance, they always expect you to remember the anniversary or something. And not only to remember it, but to do something special for her on it. I mean, okay, it's not so bad if it's only once a year, maybe I should just go ahead and mark my calendar but then they want you to remember the monthly anniversary. MONTHLY! I mean, how lame is that?!? You're supposed to take them out to some expensive place because...OMG we've gone out for another freaking month!! WE MUST CELEBRATE!

And then there's birthdays and Valentine's Day and...ARRGGHH!!! I'm so glad I'm not in high school anymore or I'd have to remember the day of all the dances!!!!!!!!

And then you're supposed to go with them to the mall and tell them which dress you think looks better or if you like the earrings she's thinking about getting- and if you're lucky she doesn't drag you into the lingerie department.

Not to mention, notice her new haircut...

And what am I supposed to say when she asks if the dress makes her look fat?!?!?!!!!

Women. You can never win with them.

I mean, what is so freaking special about a few days out of the year? I mean, do I not treat her well most of the year, so I have to make up for it on those days? I'm so confused.