Will the prosecution please start his opening statement. 
Yes, recently it has been discovered that we have a new suspect.
Wtf? Yes, would Jeebus please take the stand?
*Sits* ninja Jeebus, please tell the court of the puzzling activities you came in counter with on the night in question.Well... Since things were going so well for Gino, he told me to go and prepare his room for wild crazy moneky sex, and when I got there I heard this insane giggling coming from underneath the bed. I went to investigate, and there was a girl with a camera and some handcuffs under the bed. When she saw me, she called me a pervert and bludgeoned me with a blue wooden banana... Thank you Jeebus. That is all, you may sit down. I would like to call Henada to the stand.
ninja Is it true that you were found hiding underneath Gino's bed with a camera and hundcuffs? Nuduh~ D:<Exuse me? Hells yeah I was hiding under his bed. x3 heart And what were you intending to do with your camera and handcuffs? I was going to knock him unconscious with my magical blue bannana, and then strip him, and cuff him to the bed and take pictures. ninja o-o
O_O*Giggles*Umm... Why?Why not? x3Please answere the question. gonk Well... I wanted to first get his necked pictures, because I knew he would pay through the nose to get them back. Also, I wanted to get him in handcuffs so I could take him to my Bat Cave and run inhuman tests and figure out how he grew so up so fast, and why his hair grew like 10 feet in a week. gonk ... Interesting... Did you burn down the mansion? I dont remember buring it down, but who knows? ninja No further questions. gonk ~*~
So , Henada, your intention was never to burn down the Gambino Mansion? No, it was to humiliate Gino, steal Sasha's boyfriend, and get Ian laid. heart o-o... WOOHOO!~ ~^-^~ *Beams* Umm... Would you say that... You... Actually... No further questions. I forgot what I was going to say. gonk YAY!~*~
I would like to call Mitsuko to the stand!
STFUN00B!I O-o...Wait a minute... What? During the night in question, where were you? I was waiting in the big shiney ball room thingadie watching Gino and Sasha making out and waiting for Henada to steal Gino so we could go to her bat cave and test things on him. blaugh What kind of tests? We wanted to see how boyent he was. o-o And Hena-Chan wanted him to teach her to dance.Dance?Well... She said something along the lines of dancing... She was going to 'make him dance' or something. O-o gonk Kukukuku~No further questions.~*~
So neither of you had any intentions of burning down the building? If we did, I wasnt informed of it. Caravan or Hena-chan might have had plans, but I didnt know about them. gonk Does Henada seem like the kind of person who would burn down a mansion with a sexy bachlor living in it? Yes. O_O I thought you two were friends! D:> Oh, we are. But she will do anything if it means dancing, seeing someone else dance, or learning a new dance. She's like... A danceaholic. I've been meaning to get her into rehabe, but she wont go. No further questions. :Stare:~*~
And now Caravan shall be asked to come to the stand.
OMGIDIDNTDOANYTHINGISWEAR!!!!!! o-o... Where were you the night in question? What is with your big words?! Dumb it down man! It isnt like we're in court or anything! gonk Umm... We are in court. O-o Oh... Well in that case I was merrily dancing about with one of my acquaintances, waiting for the delightful Henada to be done with her business and come about to me, so that we may joyously go to her Bat Cave, and continue our Ninja-ish mission. ~^-^~OK then.. well... Did you hear anything about burning down the Gambino Mansion? Nope. But Henada is rather unpredictable. She could have an entire world domination plan, and it could already be in the process, and we could not know about it. She's like a 7 year old, you think that she's eating a bagle, but really she is eating your soul. eek That was the worst analogy ever. gonk eek ... *Munches bagle* NOT BILLY!!!! gonk Hosheet, no further questions.~*~
So.. Caravan... What you were saying was that, while Henada was waiting for Gino to make wild crazy monkey sex to Sasha so that she could smack him in the head with a blue wooden banana and place him in handcuffs so that she could take neckad pictures of him and make him dance, you were dancing and waiting for her? Yup! blaugh heart And absolutley nothing about her plan bothered you? Nope, not at all. We've done stuff like this loads of times. Like that one time, we put a bag over Lex's head and took him to the Bat Cave. Then, we made him make breakfast for us...AT NIGHT!!!
*Gasps* Kukukuku!~ And have you ever set fire to a building before in any of your plans? Nope. Small animals, peoples pants and hair, bags of doggie poo on peoples porches, but never a building. Have you ever talked about setting fire to someone's house? Not that I remember.... OH WAIT! One time we talked about setting fire to Mitsuko's house, but then we decided against it. I dont remember that!!! scream Oops... It must have just been Henada and me. No... I dont remember that either... eek ... Oh good god... No further questions.~*~
So Henada... Tell me again your real plans for Gino Gambino. My real plans? My real plans were to hand cuff him, take neckad pictures, make him dance, maybe force him to tuk me in and read me a bedtime story, and in the morning have him make us pancakes. gonk And no where in your plan was burning down Gino's house?No.. Maybe Sasha's head... But not Gino's mansion. :3 Her head? Why?She doesnt wear panties. O_OOMGWTFBBQ?
ninja No further questions... *Looks up Sasha's skirt when no one's looking.~*~
I dont have very many questions for you Henada.. So... Ask me questions or I will CUT you biotch!!!!! scream HOSHEET! Whats your favorite color? o-o Purple and Red. ninja I just asked for favorite color... not colors... ILL CUT YOU! scream Red and purple is a color. O_O Umm... do you like Sasha? She doesnt wear panties! Who doesnt love a girl who doesnt wear panties! gonk But she's an airhead, so no, I dont like her.I thought we had something! It was just one date! gonk OMGWTFBBQLESBIANS!!!!I;m only half a lesbian. o-o Ok... Who's your favorite NPC? Lex, because he's so squishy. x3 Squishy?*Giggles* No further questions... *Backs away slowly.*~*~
Has the jury reached a verdict?
YES And what is it? She is not guilty of burning down the mansion, but she is guilty of stalking, break in, attempted abduction, and potentiol rape. YOU CANT RAPE THE WILLING! scream 
I was NOT willing! gonk You didnt say anthing! My mouth had a ruber ducky ducktaped to it! ... INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! You have been proven guilty! scream ... Umm... Fangirls! Away! *Grabs Lex and flies out the window.*AWAY! *Flies after her.*... o-oSo am I free to go?Absolutley not.
ITS OVER!!!!
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