Why!? Why me!? My internet randomly connects and disconnects, therefore home work is infuriating. My english teacher asked me to bring in School House Rock. My favorite candle sporadically flies off my counter for no apparent reason. Weird, no? And by the way, what is with my english class? We're in 9th grade, they don't know the difference between the subject and the predicate of a sentence. Oh- more weirdness! I understand what's happening in math class! Something is VERY wrong. When I know math, my life is way out of whack. Help me!!!