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So I connected with my Inner b***h this afternoon and trust me, we're not happy.



Men are stupid, lazy-a** dipshits who take women for granted.

Yeah, so we're here to cook and clean and make sure you don't die from the mac daddy of all silent killers (not ninjas dumbass) CHOLESTEROL!

We're not your mommies for ******** sake! Get off your fat asses and do it yourselves. I don't CARE if you try to cook and set the house on fire.

That way, you could properly BURN IN HELL for the s**t you pull on a daily basis!!!!

Valentine's Day? b***h, please. That's just an excuse to suck up for the cheating men do who pray like hell that they get forgiven. Yeah, fine.

I could give a guy another chance but i am NOT going to turn into some fat a** BABY FACTORY so a man can brag about how good the sex was!

So yeah. Call me bitter. but DAMN! I don't see why guys get to complain all the time about their women being to bitchy. s**t, we HAVE that right.

You're not the one who gets knocked up and feels fat for 9 months and then have to push out something the size of a watermelon through a FREAKING KEY HOLE!!!

And u know what? i ENCOURAGE guys to get a vasectomy! So you won't have kids...SUCK IT UP!! You probly have a couple dozen little b*****d kids running around the country SOMEWHERE! Do you men REALLY want to add on the possibility of your offspring playing the game called INCEST?!!

And oh yeah, I WENT THERE!

And you b*****d heartbreakers....i'm sick of you saying s**t like:

"I never said anything to encourage her to fall for me.

"

WAKE UP CALL, b***h! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING TO STOP HER!

Hell, we can take a hint. Sure, we'll b***h about it for awhile but we always get over it , cuz WE'RE THE STRONGER SEX! At least WE don't sulk about it and turn into a total JACKASS for a month.



And here's something some guys just CAN'T get. Not all girls are the same. Some, like me, don't need the world. SO STOP TRYING TO GIVE IT TO US BY SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS!!! It's the little things that matter. Size does not always count.

And yeah, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER U PERVERT!!!

And when we ask you to stop something--and i mean REPEATEDLY ask--quit it. Women are naturally clever and vindictive. ESPECIALLY vindictive. We will make your life--no matter how already pathetic it is--a living hell. It's a gift, really. Something we're born with.



Just like guys are born with the ability to be polite and courteous and an overall gentleman, some just turn into an overall lying piece of s**t.



So guys, do us all a favor. Be nice. Open the doors for your girl. Make her breakfast in bed. Sure, we like to b***h and call it cheesy, but we really do appreciate it. I got fed salad for lunch and thought my friend Adam was GOD.



He's still an a**....like most guys....but he's way more tolerable that the shitheaps i've seen.



So call us bitches. We're freakin SAINTS compared to the bastards on this planet.



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