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I think and see lame jokes, these are some by me, ya there kinda lame

chill pill a drug?

me: I was lost
you:where?
me:I dk! I said I was lost! man clean out your ears!
you: sorry! sheesh, take a chill pill
me:I don't take drugs, when at least not any more
you:............rehab?
me:rehab
you:I walk away now?
me:It would be best
you:*walks away*

the bear?

me: Oh my god
you:what
me:I saw a bear
you:a bear?
me:yes
you surprised k then.........
me:a bear, and he stole the six pack of beer
you:kill the bear!!!
bear:hey guys whats up?
~five minutes later~
me:yummy bear samwhiches
you:and beer!
some one:was it the bear?
me:yes, it was the bear