I miss T-bone. Hopefully the fact that he was once a part of Timmy cause some sort of weird side effect of him having to grow up as well when Timmy did, but being the opposite of Timmy, he's actually handsome. xd Not only that, but he's out for POWA. What kind of powa? SOUL GOD POWAAAAAAAAA!
Now, having been in house arrest, he probably learnt about the Overseer and Sentinel from his henchman, LG. Now that he's escaped, he's decided to go after them first. (Unfortunately, his hairy wingman probably forgot to tell him their powers are gone.) So he creates a ginormous airship out of PURE EVIL (the most expensive building material in the world. No joke.) and HAIR and SMOOTH JAZZ.
So while he goes after them, LG has become mutated into a giant hairy monster of hairrific (*shot*) proportions, and he uses him to slowly take over the minds of everyone. One by one, all of the shop NPCs will start sporting facial hair- beards, soul patches, goatees, and even mustaches! And not only that, but they'll only talk about smooth jazz and how Master T-bone is the coolest cat out there. Then, he'll move onto phase three, and take over the airways and TV stations to play all smooth jazz, all the time! But this smooth jazz, when listened to, hypnotizes people to obey him and grow facial hair! DDDD:
Meanwhile, back on SS Smooth Jazz, T-bone's gaining on the former gods... and Gino. Then, he and his jazz hands (geddit? jazz hands? Deck hands? *shot again*) storm their ship! The Overseer and Sen do their best to fight them off, but their hull gets breached by one of the SS Smooth Jazz's cannons! Suddenly, the ship starts plummeting to earth, as Sen speaks to the Overseer: "We're going to die! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO DIE! This is all YOUR fault!"
"Sen, we're not going to die yet!"
"Listen, before we plummet to our horrifying mortal deaths, there's something I have to tell you... I..I l-"
"Uh, kinda busy, Sen. Trying to keep us from dying over here."
"UGH, you're such an idiot! I hate you, forget it!"
"Huh? Wait, what were you going to tell me?"
"It doesn't matter now, idiot."
"Say it!"
"....I kinda like you, okay? Er.. I mean... you're still an idiot! But... you're not that bad for a goody two-shoes...*blush*"
Meanwhile, down below, we see Timmy walking along a dirt path, traveling with some minstrels he found along the way that he hoped would give him some enlightenment. He looks up to see the two airships battling above them, and the Oversen ship in a crash course toward the ground!
"LORDS A LEAPIN'!!" The airship crashes near them, and out from the wreckage crawl our two favorite hobos and Gino.
"Golly, are you all okay?"
"DO I LOOK OKAY?! WE JUST FELL OUT OF THE ******** SKY!"
"The barrel I was hiding in cushioned my fall."
"Yes, mustachioed stranger, we are, but I fear we will not be for long...!"
T-bone's airships lands, a smooth, sleezy saxophone solo plays as he exits.
"You cats can run, but you can't hide from the T-bone!"
He walks dramatically towards the Overseer and Sen, his god-power taking MacGuffen outstretched, and suddenly...
"Yo, what's the big idea here?!! You two have absolutely NO power! I'm getting stronger power level readings from that ugly blonde chick with the big eyebrows over there!"
"Hey! I'm NOT a girl!"
"Bah, I have no use for small fry! Jose, dispose of these... mortals!"
He walks away, but Timmy stops him from re-entering the ship.
"What?! Is that you, chump?! Get outta my way!"
"No! I won't let you hurt anybody! It's time for us to settle this... one on one, like real men!"
T-bone smirks. "Your funeral, hombre!"
Thus begins an awesome and epic battle.... of a one on one Street Brawler match in the local arcade. (What? They're kids on the inside, after all.)
Meanwhile, back in Barton town, only Edmund and Dr. Singh have managed to escape the evil clutches of T-bone's smooth jazz takeover. Edmund has been analyzing the evil facial hair, and finally made a breakthrough...
After 15 consecutive rounds of Street Brawler, Timmy is declared the winner! Everyone rejoices, until T-bone shouts at him:
"You think this over?! This battle's just begun, chump!" He snaps his fingers, and the doors get barricaded shut by hair tendrils. The speakers stop playing the Top 100 Songs of the 90s and change to Smooth Jazz! He laughs maniacally.
Suddenly, the door gets busted open by a chainsaw -wielding-Dr Singh!
"Not so fast, T-bone!"
"Doc? Impossible! How did you escape my mind-control?"
"Because, T-bone, I don't listen to the radio.... I listen to ROCK! Hit it, Edmund!"
Edmund whips out two giant speakers and turns the volume to 11 and puts on a rock CD.
The other hair tendrils wither immediately into dust, destroyed by the awesome power of rock and roll. T-bone clutches his head in agony.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Make it stooooooop! NoOOOooooOOOOOoooo!" He disintegrates into dust. All across Gaia, the shopkeepers recover from their hypnotized states, and there was much rejoicing.
"Wow, thanks Doc! You saved us!"
"Oh, well, I can't take all of the credit... but I will anyway. It was nothing, really. Also, did I mention that I still haven't gotten those dishes I sent you? I bet you just through them out, didn't you? You're so selfish, always thinking of yourself, aren't you? And you didn't do the Report today, either! God, what do you expect ME to do it? Honestly!"
-THE END-
Or you know, it could just be Father Time. xd
Now, having been in house arrest, he probably learnt about the Overseer and Sentinel from his henchman, LG. Now that he's escaped, he's decided to go after them first. (Unfortunately, his hairy wingman probably forgot to tell him their powers are gone.) So he creates a ginormous airship out of PURE EVIL (the most expensive building material in the world. No joke.) and HAIR and SMOOTH JAZZ.
So while he goes after them, LG has become mutated into a giant hairy monster of hairrific (*shot*) proportions, and he uses him to slowly take over the minds of everyone. One by one, all of the shop NPCs will start sporting facial hair- beards, soul patches, goatees, and even mustaches! And not only that, but they'll only talk about smooth jazz and how Master T-bone is the coolest cat out there. Then, he'll move onto phase three, and take over the airways and TV stations to play all smooth jazz, all the time! But this smooth jazz, when listened to, hypnotizes people to obey him and grow facial hair! DDDD:
Meanwhile, back on SS Smooth Jazz, T-bone's gaining on the former gods... and Gino. Then, he and his jazz hands (geddit? jazz hands? Deck hands? *shot again*) storm their ship! The Overseer and Sen do their best to fight them off, but their hull gets breached by one of the SS Smooth Jazz's cannons! Suddenly, the ship starts plummeting to earth, as Sen speaks to the Overseer: "We're going to die! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO DIE! This is all YOUR fault!"
"Sen, we're not going to die yet!"
"Listen, before we plummet to our horrifying mortal deaths, there's something I have to tell you... I..I l-"
"Uh, kinda busy, Sen. Trying to keep us from dying over here."
"UGH, you're such an idiot! I hate you, forget it!"
"Huh? Wait, what were you going to tell me?"
"It doesn't matter now, idiot."
"Say it!"
"....I kinda like you, okay? Er.. I mean... you're still an idiot! But... you're not that bad for a goody two-shoes...*blush*"
Meanwhile, down below, we see Timmy walking along a dirt path, traveling with some minstrels he found along the way that he hoped would give him some enlightenment. He looks up to see the two airships battling above them, and the Oversen ship in a crash course toward the ground!
"LORDS A LEAPIN'!!" The airship crashes near them, and out from the wreckage crawl our two favorite hobos and Gino.
"Golly, are you all okay?"
"DO I LOOK OKAY?! WE JUST FELL OUT OF THE ******** SKY!"
"The barrel I was hiding in cushioned my fall."
"Yes, mustachioed stranger, we are, but I fear we will not be for long...!"
T-bone's airships lands, a smooth, sleezy saxophone solo plays as he exits.
"You cats can run, but you can't hide from the T-bone!"
He walks dramatically towards the Overseer and Sen, his god-power taking MacGuffen outstretched, and suddenly...
"Yo, what's the big idea here?!! You two have absolutely NO power! I'm getting stronger power level readings from that ugly blonde chick with the big eyebrows over there!"
"Hey! I'm NOT a girl!"
"Bah, I have no use for small fry! Jose, dispose of these... mortals!"
He walks away, but Timmy stops him from re-entering the ship.
"What?! Is that you, chump?! Get outta my way!"
"No! I won't let you hurt anybody! It's time for us to settle this... one on one, like real men!"
T-bone smirks. "Your funeral, hombre!"
Thus begins an awesome and epic battle.... of a one on one Street Brawler match in the local arcade. (What? They're kids on the inside, after all.)
Meanwhile, back in Barton town, only Edmund and Dr. Singh have managed to escape the evil clutches of T-bone's smooth jazz takeover. Edmund has been analyzing the evil facial hair, and finally made a breakthrough...
After 15 consecutive rounds of Street Brawler, Timmy is declared the winner! Everyone rejoices, until T-bone shouts at him:
"You think this over?! This battle's just begun, chump!" He snaps his fingers, and the doors get barricaded shut by hair tendrils. The speakers stop playing the Top 100 Songs of the 90s and change to Smooth Jazz! He laughs maniacally.
Suddenly, the door gets busted open by a chainsaw -wielding-Dr Singh!
"Not so fast, T-bone!"
"Doc? Impossible! How did you escape my mind-control?"
"Because, T-bone, I don't listen to the radio.... I listen to ROCK! Hit it, Edmund!"
Edmund whips out two giant speakers and turns the volume to 11 and puts on a rock CD.
The other hair tendrils wither immediately into dust, destroyed by the awesome power of rock and roll. T-bone clutches his head in agony.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Make it stooooooop! NoOOOooooOOOOOoooo!" He disintegrates into dust. All across Gaia, the shopkeepers recover from their hypnotized states, and there was much rejoicing.
"Wow, thanks Doc! You saved us!"
"Oh, well, I can't take all of the credit... but I will anyway. It was nothing, really. Also, did I mention that I still haven't gotten those dishes I sent you? I bet you just through them out, didn't you? You're so selfish, always thinking of yourself, aren't you? And you didn't do the Report today, either! God, what do you expect ME to do it? Honestly!"
-THE END-
Or you know, it could just be Father Time. xd
