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The Trials and Tribulations of Billy Bob and Susy Jo
Part 1 - In which we meet our family of humble means
Name~ Susy Jo Patterson
Age~12
Due Date~ One month ago
Daddy name~ Billy Bob Whitlock
Child's name~Cheyenne Deshawndra
Pic of Susy and Billy~
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Susy and Billy
Cheyenne <3~
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Part Two - Home Life
Billy Bob walked into the shack that he and Susy Jo lived in.
"HEY SUSY JO!" he yelled. "I BROUGT HOME SOME NATTY LIGHT!" he howled. A baby cried in the corner, but Billy Bob was already drunk so he didn't care. Susy Jo looked up from her meth table.
"Hey Billy baby" she moaned through her vomit (Susy Jo threw up alot). "Where's Cheyenne?" Billy found the baby eating nails on the floor. Billy Bob wasn't sure Cheyenne looked like him - her skin tone was awful different, but Susy said he was the baby daddy and he believed her.
Cheyenne smelled like poop so Billy Bob threw her out a window. The baby cried.
Billy Bob and Susy Jo made out while rubbing meth on their bodies, it was sexy.
Part Three - Domestic Abuse and Welfare Go Together Like Birds of a Feather
Susy Jo punched Billy Bob in the eye. Billy Bob slapped her on the mouth and yelled "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN" Susy Jo started crying but made him a sandwich.
"Did you get milk today?" she asked through her bruised face and tears.
"NO WE CAN'T AFFORD IT" Billy Bob yelled while eating pickles.
"THE WELFARE CHECK CAME YESTERDAY!" Susy wailed through her snot and tears because she was crying since Billy Bob was kicking her in the jaw.
"I spent it on 40s of Steel Reserve and Colt 45," Billy Bob said. Susy Jo was said that they were poor and had no money.
"I know," she said. "Let's become drug dealers."
Billy Bob slapped Susy Jo upside the head because she was a woman. "That's a good idea honeybuns."
Part Four - In which Cheyenne's Questionable Parentage is Ruminated Upon, and the Unfortunate Child is Sold for Illicit Substances
Susy Jo came back from walmart with meth ingredients. She had been on the internet that morning and she found out that meth was cheap and easy to make. She didn't hear Cheyenne crying anywhere so she figured that Billy Bob had taken her with him. Susy Jo wasn't too concerned.
"Man, I wonder if Billy Bob will ever figure out that Cheyenne is actually Darnell LeShawn's baby and not his," she said to herself while she did some meth.
Billy Bob kicked down the door right that instant carrying some boxes.
"what is that billy bob" susy jo asked. "where is the babby"
"O SRY I SOLD HER 4 SUM CRAK" billy bob said
"o ok" said Susy Jo, then they had sex.
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