Clarissa: *appeares behind Emily* >8D
Emily: *Is looking at all the gifts she got*
Clarissa: HAI EMILY! 8D
Emily: D8 AH! *glares*
Clarissa: What is all this junk? *is pokin' through stuff*
Emily: *sigh* I had gone on a few blind dates.
Clarissa: Ooooh someone answered the ads?
Emily: Yeah..... *face flushes*
Clarissa: You're blushing. This oughta be good. Heh heh, sooo what happened? *pulls up a chair*
Emily: Well...I went out on the first date with a kid. He had to be atleast 21 years old.
Clarissa: You cradle robber.
Emily: How was I to know he was 21?! He was some little Asian kid. ...With a pet Koala. He was sweet as candy but he just wasn't my type, obviously. We walked around the zoo and he talked for hours about the animals.
Clarissa: Sounds nice.
Emily: I guess. I felt like I was taking a walk with my son.
Clarissa: You're only 12 years older than him, jeez, ya whiner. Anyway, how'd the date end?
Emily: Well, he seemed a bit expectant, so I gave him a slight kiss on the cheek. <_<; I felt like a *****. That and for some reason he gave me money.
Clarissa: He was 21. Legal. Come now, atleast young men are attracted to you! *snort*
Emily: >: <
Clarissa: And the other dates?
Emily: The next date was with a Doctor. *thinks back and smiled a little* He was very kind and gentle. I liked him. He was like, what? 38? He was tall, gorgeous blue eyes and intelligent to boot.
Clarissa: But?
Emily: But what?
Clarissa: He isn't Mr.Right?
Emily: Well he took me out to watch the sunset and then picked me up after that night for a romantic candle lit dinner.
Clarissa: Oooh how sweet! :3
Emily: We talked for hours on end...
Clarissa: After the date? D8
Emily: Well he walked me up to my doorstep and ya know.
Clarissa: Yeah...? 8D
Emily: Then there's my last date. >_>
Clarissa: What about the doctor?!
Emily: My last date was a young man too. I could barely understand anything he said through his thick accent. He was making passes at me the entire time and then when I told him I could rip his (bleep) off and cram it down his own mouth, he was actually turned on. Apparently women in his country are like, sadists and they love that.
Clarissa: XD
Emily: But then he apologized and gave me this here pink bag. *raises up the pink bag* So I forgave him and I allowed him to give me a kiss on the cheek. When he left I looked in the bag and SURPRISE! He bought me lingerie. D8< The perverted, insolent, little p***k!
Clarissa: *holds sides, falls out of chair laughing* Oh my God! Hahahaha!
Emily: Yeah.
Clarissa: So the doctor?
Emily: Huh?
Clarissa: You liked him and he seemed to be very nice.
Emily: Well, he was, I thought for sure this was gonna be the one. Then as soon as the end of the date came, he tried to kiss me and I was gonna let him, but then this certain image flashed in my mind and I just couldn't do that. It didn't feel right. He understood. Thankfully.
Clarissa: So no mutual romantic feelings for him?
Emily: Nah.
Clarissa: So Cross is your loverboy?
Emily: Shut up, Clarissa.
Clarissa: :3
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Clarissa Crossette-Gahn
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Piss off plz 8D.