So, ohmigosh, dear diary, 2day was an ahmazing day. First, I finally found Lizzie online, just the other day. She made her username Graysongurl, after that book about that whale. and I was all, oh do i know you from somewhere, and she had no clue it was me (seeing as this isn't my account) and then i convinced her to break up with tyrell, her uberhawt boyfrined. I was all, grrlfrendy, he aint your man, and she to-tally agreed with me, and dumped him. The, the other day, i ran into mr sexy himself, and we got to talking, and before you knew it, we were in his room, him standing tall, me on my knees struggling not to let any of his p***s escape unlicked. So, yeah, then i ran into Lizzie the other day, and she heard about what happened, and would not talk to me, but after a few minutes, she began to cry. So now she's only talking to her other bffs, and that includes me on here (idt she knows its me) and so now i am gonna wreck that bitches life. D'you know how hard it is to listen to some perfect, smart, ahamazing girl go awn and awn about how much her life sux? well, now it will. Lizz, you are one dead b***h.
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