Your mom is so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas.
Your mom is so stupid she went to the YMCA thinking that they spelled Macy's wrong.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Your mom is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Your mom is so old she owes Moses a dollar.
Your mom is so fat that when she goes on a diet, she only eats six chickens a day.
Your mom is so ugly, her birth certificate is a letter of apology from the condom factory.
Your mom is so stupid she decided to keep you.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to a hotel and ordered a water bed they put a sheet over the ocean.
If you Kanye West me I am going to Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Your mom is so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Your mom is so fat, she wears really big pants. =D
Your mom is so fat, even Wingardium Leviosa couldn't lift her up!
Your mom is so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he asked her to move aside.
Your mom is so fat, her Patronus is a cake.
Your mom is so dumb, she saw the sign at the movie theater that said "Under 17 Not Admitted", went home and came back with 16 friends.
Your mom is so hairy, her nipples have afros.
Your mom is so ugly, the Dementor's kiss was swapped for a friendly handshake and a promise to call sometime.
Your mom is so easy a caveman can do her.
Your mom is so easy I caught her with a basic rod.
I'm going to Bree your mom
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