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The sun is rising over the horizon of an empty field. The grass is dry and dead. Quietly we hear the crunching of said dead grass. It gets louder and louder and louder still until we can make out the sound of hundreds of people walking from opposite directions. From the East comes 100 Travis Willinghams in mini skirts. And from the West comes 100 Vic Mignognas wearing Ed's jackets. The original Vic and Travis stop walking and stand in front of each other with an large amount of distance between them, glaring all the while. Vic is the first to speak, "So Travis, how do you like the breeze up under there?" Travis glares with malicious intent and responds, "At least I'm not a microscopic turnip". With that, the classic anime vein appear on Vic's head. He starts screaming in audible sentences. Travis paid no attention to his babblings. Vic was the first to send his army in. They charge at the Travis army, only for Travis to summon 100 Black Hayates and they send the Vics running back to their base. But then they got an idea, if Travis can summon dogs, then the Vic Army can summon Aaron Dismuke. When they figured that out, they did. The 100 Aarons then used their innocent child voices and distracted the army of dogs.
Vic and Travis looked up and glared. Travis then summoned 100 Colleen Clinkenbeards while Vic then summoned 100 Mike McFarlands. Colleen knew his character well and so she threw the newly summoned Havoc army brand new packs of cigarettes. They wandered off to smoke.
As the day was coming to a close, Vic and Travis knew they had to end this quickly. With one last glare, the Vic army summons Edward's signature duck faced version of himself while the Travis army summons Darth Vader and the Millennium Falcon . The Vic army has an fangasm over these and faint.
The Miniskirt Army wins.
The end.
 Goddess_of_Silver_Wolves · Fri Mar 12, 2010 @ 12:27am · 0 Comments |
