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The inside joke on my profile is a long story starting early one morning. My mother's friend has a brother. His son walked in his room one morning and the father's girlfriend had stayed the night. He crawled into the bed and leaned over the woman and said 'Are you a hooker'. The funny thing is the kid is like six. Alex (the son) went to take his shower. A woman who had come to see the house cause it was soon to be put up for sale came through the house. The girlfriend and father were walking to show her through the house. Around that time Alex came down the hall swinging his towel in the air. He had recently seen Alvin and the Chipmucks. He was singing 'dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me'. The father ran, picked up Alex, took Alex to his room. Leaving his son in his room to get dressed he mumbled under his breath 'I guess thats pay back for pouring cold water on my sister while she was in a hot shower when we were kids'. In case you didnt know random cold water on your skin when youre in a hot shower is a real shock and it really pisses you off. I should know. (NANCY, HANNAH! GRRR!)