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Dear Blog,

Today was ******** awesome, aside from the fact that I was at the mall and TWO of my stalkers were there

Stalker Un: DATE ME~! man

It's a term coined together after being at the movie once with my friend. On my way to go get some more popcorn, this is what happened:

Me: = = *carrying popcorn back to theatre*

DATE ME~! man: o u o *sees me* heyyy. . .

Me: *turns around and looks: < <?

DATE ME~! man: DATE MEEEEEEEEE BD~!

Me: o n o! *runs*

Stalker Dos: Resturant Chick a.k.a The Real Life Belarus

((OH GOD, THIS GIRL WANTED A RIDE HOME WITH ME TODAY AFTER SHE SAW ME AGAIN D|| I THOUGHT SHE WOULD GET THE MESSAGE AFTER I BLOCKED HER D:< ))

Me: *enters a chinese resturaunt*

RC: *sees me* *gasp*

Me: *turns and looks * > >

RC: ARE YOU GOTH?!?! OMG YOU ARE HOT! ARE YOU SINGLE?

Me:. . . Yes. . . thanks. . . no? > >?

RC: AWWW MAN YOU'RE SO HOT! ANYWAYS IM A VAMPIRE I GOT A BOYFRIEND IN TEXAS OMG I KNOW YOUR COUSIN, CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMER?!!?!? LETS GET MARRIED AT THE THE JUGGALO GATHERING!

Me: lfiursehgfahrwegaerg O n O! *runs*