"MY BIRTHDAY'S IN NINE DAYS AND I WANT ALAN RICKMAN GO GO GO" Stephanie read through her best friends only wish for her birthday quickly, already getting the supplies needed.
"cardboard box, string, cheese, a stick, a rope, duck tape, an apple, and a hypnotize machine." She checked off all of the items with the magical clipboard that spawned in her hand.
"Now off to Alan Rickman's house." She said enthusiastically, preparing her wings for flight. She neared the edge of the cliff she was miraculously put on and hopped off. Not knowing the cliff was only 10 feet high, she screamed loudly as her motorized wings delayed to begin flight. When they finally started working 5 minutes later she rode off to London where she would interrogate Alan strategically using the tools she slipped inside her bra.
In the middle of Texas, she decided to drop by a good ol' friend of hers and say hello, but instead, she went into his fridge when he was sleeping and stole the Klondike bar he was saving for later.
When finally arrived at the fairly known actors house, she was surprised to see that he was in bed with his wife. Patiently waiting for the chance, Stephanie went inside the home when the wife was off to the hospital to deliver some french fries to the oh so known actor whom makes one good fake dead vampire doctor.
"AHA!" Stephanie yelled, pointing her thumb at Alan Rickman while he was getting dressed. He screamed like he was about to be raped.
"Ohh, Uhhh, sorry." She said as she turned around and stared at the wall while he finished putting on his 9th sweater. Once equipped with 4 pairs of pants and 10 sweaters I looked back at him while he finished quadruple knotting his shoes.
"Ahem, Mr. Rickman sir?" I said trying to ignore the sweat falling off of his mountain tip nose.
"Hmm?" He said, not paying attention to me at all, more focused on the scuff on his sock.
"Well you see, I was hoping you can direct me to the kitchen, so then in hopes, you'd leave me alone so I can set up my unexceptionable trap for little bunny rabbits, Preferably Bugs bunny." She said, enthusiastically about her well structured plan.
"It's on the 8th floor and to the right." He said, still sowing his shoes.
"Thank you" She said smiling and following down to the elevator at the end of the hallway. The hallway somewhat looked like the ones from Titanic. All dark and depressing, with Elevator music flowing down the halls and echoing off of the open empty rooms. A tear drop fell down Stephanie's eye.
Once on the 8th floor Stephanie took out the cardboard box and propped it up with the stick. She then punches a hole in the box where she then ties a string and brings it around to behind a table. After done so, she walks back and places a piece of cheese under the box, followed by running back over to behind the table.
"Ohhh Alan! There's a nice plate of cheese awaiting your doom waiting out here!" Stephanie shouted into the distance. As planned, a hopping Alan came and saw the cheese and ran over to it. fitting his large fat body underneath the box, Stephanie pulled the string and trapped his head; Enough to suffocate him if he was in too long.
"nnnnn nnnnn" Alan protested as he heard the sound of duck tape unwrapping. Stephanie taped his arms and legs close together, then taking the rope and pushing it into his mouth so he can no longer make noise. Although his mighty lungs could break through anything, so he sang.
"PRETTY WOM-" He began
"SHUT UP!" Stephanie said pushing the hypnotizing machine in his face and flicked the switch on. The swirl on the disk shaped machine was now reflected into his fat pupils.
"You don't know the lyrics to any of your past songs from musicals." Stephanie chanted softly into his eyes. He nodded slowly.
"You like little 14 year old girls" She chanted again. "One specifically. A girl named Kimm Botting, Age 14, Born June 29th 1996." He nodded again.
"You love only this girl and no one more. She is the key to your fridge." He nodded again.
"You will forever and only ever love this one here girl, enough to do what ever she asks and do what ever she tells you to do." He nods again. Stephanie flicks off the switch to the machine and stares him in the eyes, making sure they're still his and not some demented spirit she would need to exorcise. She sighs slowly, finally done. She grabs Alan with 6 of her fingers, using the other 4 to dial dominoes. She was quite hungry after using so much Magic to seal the demon.
After dominoes was delivered, and food was eaten, She carried Alan all the way to Maine and put an apple in his mouth, finally leaving him at the porch in the snow in front of Kimm's house. The snow was also a gift as Stephanie remembered a conversation Kimm and her once had about it snowing in the Summer.
After 9 and a half hours, It was finally morning, and Kimm went outside to get a good feel of the brisk air on her body, only to find Alan Rickman choking on an apple and completely wet.
"Oh my god!" She said, pulling him inside to try and save his life. Stephanie nodded with approval. Her work here was done.
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