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So I'm back from the wedding
It was great. Keep an eye here in my journal for pictures.
Some quotes I've heard this weekend
"I don't wanna wear a sucks!" -- Blade's comment on wearing a tux (he was ring bearer)
"Dweedo dweedo!" -- Step Niece Lexie earlier this morning (she's 2)
"What is he doing to her under that dress?" -- Someone on the Bride's side question about my older brother getting the garter from his newlywed wife
"So you've had to wear a wedding dress and go to the bathroom in it?" -- Grandpa to younger brother as a joke
"That's my cousin, if you touch her wrong I will beat your face in." -- Me to a drunk that has been feeling everyone up while dancing.
"The music isn't loud or fast enough." -- Aunt Sue C. who is over 50 years old
"The music is too loud and too fast." -- Lukey, who is in 4th grade
"Get your hands off of me you drunk son of a b***h." -- Grandma to the drunk I threatned to beat the face in of.
"I am burning these ******** shoes." -- me of my wedding shoes
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And, why burn perfectly good shoes?