If you've seen me around, you probably already know that I've got this... Er... Tiny ******** gargantuan problem with picking fights. Why, most of the time, is the fight I picked picked?
Because some a** is intruding in my life or is stepping over boundaries into territory I think should be personal, and therefore, I want them to get the ******** back over the boundary into Public Land.
(Oh wow that sounded stupid...)
But now? I'm going to try (key word: try. Probably will not succeed) to just take a step back and look up at them (or step forward and look down, so midgets don't start screaming discrimination), straight into their beady little annoying a** eyes, and state the following sentence, loud as a clap of thunder and clear as crystal without fingerprints smudged all over it:
"Mr and/or Ms. s**t Flinging Spider Monkey of the Minute... Who are you, and who the hell invited you into my life? My space, b***h, my space. Mine. Out of my space. Now."
Nvm.
Didn't work. lol
Traumatized Dollie Community Member 
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