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ok, these rhymes are too creepy not to save

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1. Making toast by the fireside,
Nurse fell in the grate and died.
What makes the matter ten times worse,
The toast was burnt along with the nurse.

2. First name Charles, second name Will,
How many people did Manson Kill?
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

3. Here's the little piggy,
See his snout,
Slit him open,
And guts fall out.

4. McKinney is dead and McCormick don't know it
McCormick is dead and McKinney don't know it
They both are dead and lying in bed
And neither one knows that the other one's dead

5. When Baby's screams grew hard to bear,
I popped him in the Fridgidaire,
My wife said, "Dear, I'm so unhappy,
Our darling's now completely frappé

6. Willy, a helpful boy but not well sighted,
Built a fireplace fire and self-ignited;
Now, with the flames dying down and the room growing chilly,
Would someone please re-light Willy?

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