#15. Magikarp. They give little to no valuable EXP. And almost every Fisherman has to have at least 3 in their party.
#14. Huntail. Just plain fugly.
#13. Kricketune. It's cry. It makes my ears bleed. And it looks like a middle-aged stereotypical French butler in a red clown suit.
#12. Ambipom. No. No. Nononononono and NO. That stupid grin. That freak-o cowlick. The TWO TAILS. That thing is an abomination and needs to burn in the atmosphere. There's room for only one monkey in the PokeDex and that's Aipom
#11. Miltank. Especially Gym Leader Whitney's Miltank. That thing can go Rollout itself into a hole.
#10. Chatot. I really hate him now. He's annoying, he stole my money, and gave me JACKSQUAT after I worked my butt off to save Spoink's pearl. SCREW YOU.
#9. Purugly. I already hated this Pokemon. It's UGLY. HOW THE HELL GLAMEOW IS ITS PRE-EVOLUTION IS BEYOND ME!
#8. Hoppip. Stupid stalker Pokemon. Kept being a cheap whore and used Sweet scent while it stalked me.
#7. Skunktank. CHAW-HAW-HAW.....That is not a laugh, that is a retard choking. Probably from his own stench.
#6. Lileep. STOP. TRYING. TO. JOIN. MY. TEAM. DAMN IT. And stop hitting me with Wrap. IT'S ANNOYING.
#5. Dodrio. If you're gonna run away after I hit you so many times, DON'T FIGHT ME THEN. CHANCES ARE, I'M STRONGER THAN YOU...
#4. Sabeleye. I hate this Pokemon. It's weird looking, and it reminds me of the Shroobs from Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. Plus, they tried to scratch me to death. WHAT THE HELL! USE CONFUSION OR SOMETHING.
#3. It's a tie. Porygon2 and Porygon-Z. USE DISCHARGE ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU! And Porygon-Z. Is. A. FREAK.
#2. Abomasnow. HATE. YOU. AND. YOUR. HAIL. ABILITY!!!
AND FINALLY
#1. Gastrodon. NOT ONLY, does this Pokemon have the STORM DRAIN ability, BUT IT USES SLAM TO PARALYZE ME. You, you stupid Pokemon, I can't EVER use ANY of my attacks because of your DAMN ABILITY. I MEAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I'M A FREAKING SQUIRTLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Oh boy...if I was my Charizard I WOULD FRY YOU LIKE THE SLUG YOU ARE!
*I used SALTSHAKER* *Gastrodon melted!*
END. OF. RANT.
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