Dear tighler15,

Today we decorated our holiday banana. I hung strings of pee sex all over it, and topped it with a jerking. It's green! Plus it smells like a sperm whale, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to groping some cookies to give to licked. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some panties, goats and smelly berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?