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Xmas is here at last! I'm so happy! The elves have been acting really nervous, but I can't see why. Everything is going as smooth as buttered satin this year! I guess they just get anxious around the holidays. If they don't mellow out soon, I might slip some doggie tranquilizers into their hot chocolate-- they're starting to worry me.

The house is in order and now I'm delivering gifts to the good boys and girls of Gaia. This Xmas couldn't have gone better-- it's almost as if I've had thousands of invisible helpers pitching in! But that's crazy talk. From the bottom of my over-sized belly, I wish you all a merry Xmas!