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The hobos attack
Once upon a time. There where three kids. There names where Patrick, Tricia and Tony. They where in this club called HOBO ATTACK FORCE 2000. They where the most popular kids in the neighborhood. Every day after school they would all gather their weapons and head to their hide out. But one day something went terribly wrong! A hobo had broken their perimeter and captured the flag of the Hobo Attack Force. The only thing that he left was a note that said,” You all will EAT BEANS LIKE MEEEEEE!” After a lot of pondering and farting. The club went to work to find their sacred flag. But first, Tony thought it would be wise to join forces with the Ninja Attack Force. When they got to the Ninja Attack Force camp, they heard moaning and groaning and farting .They have been attacked too .Tricia said “If we don’t get the flag back every camp will cease to exist.“ They went to see if there were any survivors. There was only one Patrick said. It was his long lost brother that he was not to know about. He over heard his parents .... Oh no, What is it Tricia? The hobos, our parents “what”? Tony, and Patrick,said Tricia-said“ figure it out.” Tony said “I don’t get it.” “ Patrick said,” “Oh man” yes I know Tricia said lets go so they hurried over to their parents house nooo my house Patrick said what are we going to do? They all decided to follow their escape route down the creek to the under world bridge. They all met up with the king of the bridge. Big bad Marty Cat. Marty is like a dog but smarter. Tricia and Tony asked Marty to go get help. Then Marty took off running down the creek across the lawn and into the realm of the Big Dogs. Then he came back with an army of dogs and the Dog lords. Patrick ,Tricia, and Tony bowed to the Dog lords Samson and Shadow . Since Tricia went to the Darkness academy so she knows every thing about the Dog lords and what they like so she talked to her team mates and they made a plan with Marty and the dark lords to invade the hobo camp site . They made plans and etc... “we will attack the hobo camp siteat12:00pm”the dog lords said. They got some sleep at Tricia’s house for about 6 hours so they will have a lot of energy for the war so they can get there flag back ....“Now it is time, Tricia said, to get the army u two.” She sent Patrick and Tony to get Marty and the dog lords.. We are 20ft from the camp Marty said .Tony said “I am scarred” “its ok”Tricia said. “Marty status”Patrick said “were here” Marty said “ok”said tony on the count of three we charge one...... two......THREE CHARGE.... 20mins later we won.... Yes we one! They all said lets go to the middle of the of all the camps and set this right ok they said in unison.... “ Okay lets go”Tricia said say the words Marty said. ok ready everyone Tricia said “the hobos attacked we want thy camps to come back we call forth thy power of the golden flag of the world” “swoooosh” “boom” did we do it “beep beep “ talk to me you did it sweet we did it guys Tricia said “beep beep” talk to me its all good here copy that so far 2 camp have contacted me said Tricia beep beep “yeah” it’s good here “ok” guys only 2 more clubs “ok” Tony and Patrick said “beep beep” oh hey Bob everything is good how about u. same here... 3minutes later “finally I am done talking to Bob ”Tricia said “Lets go to my house my mom fixed mac and cheese and my dad is going to entertain us”Tricia said “oh no ” Patrick said “what is” Tony said “MY PARENTS we never got them back” “oh boy ” Tony and Tricia said in unison “lets go!” “They all said” To be continued....


NARRATOR’S NOTE
If u are wondering what happens to our parents well
wait for the next story on Hobos attack 2: Birth of the Dark Lord


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