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"Okay, so I was walking down the yellow brick road and walking, and walking, and walking, and walking, and soon enough I met a cute little rabbit, it said 'Leik, OMG ya f00'!Gimme g0ld!Gimme!Gimme!' and I just pulled out a carrot and threw it behind me.It chased after it.I was all hapyp that that was gone.Then I met a deer.It just tried to kill me.So after it was done trying to kill, I ran as far away from it as possible.Just in case it got angry again.

Then a giant block rained down from the sky and almost hit my in the head.I was so scared.Thankfully it just went into the conviently placed cap in the yellow brick road.Then I ran into Oompa Loompas.They were just scary and I yelled, 'Can't I just get a happy medium?!?' and started running and was all like, 'Oh my gosh!I can't stand this anymore!' and continued running till I fell into a hole and had to make a ladder out of rocks on the ground.Once I got out of the whole I saw Alice and she said
'I don't think we're in Alaska anymore...' and I asked her
'Why do you not think your in Alaska anymore Alice?' and she replied
'It's a long story.'I just replied,
'I can wait' and we both sat down.Alice began from the begining of her story.
'I'll just start from the beggining...Liska and I were in Alaska minding our own business when a penguin came out of the nearby ocean we live by and called his friends over, well, his friends and himself first raided the house, then they beat me to a pulp and then ran out and threw our house.I was so scared!I wasn't sure if I was dead or alive.And then I landed here and--'
'Get your stinking house off of us!' yelled and unknown thing from under the house"
'But sir, we can't lift it by ourselves...' replied Alice.
'You wimp!' and then they died after saying those final words.

We just left them there.We laughed and joked as we walked along the yellow brick road and had just a great time till it rained poisenous mushrooms and Alice ate one along with her pet cat and died.I cried for a little bit before I left. I began singing 'Oh!I'm off to see the badger!The magical badger of Oz!' As I was singing I picked up some digital camera flowers and put them in my basket.I then picked a magical money tree seed and decided to grow one of my own.I soon found the magical Badger of Oz's metal castle.It was giant!I was so intimidated by it!I just fainted there and a rat dragged me to here." Saya said to Pinnocio and he just stared at her like she was mad.
"Are you insane or something?" Asked Pinnocio as he was still staring at her, completely scared.He was infact, so scared that he had ran from sitting right next to her in a jail cell, to the back of the cell.
"Why, yes, yes I am." Saya said and nodded contently like it was a compliment."So why are you here" Saya asked with sparkaling eyes.
"I'm here for driving and then lying that I wasn't.Why are you here?" Pinnocio asked accedentally, knowing that he shouldn't have.
"Well, I'm here because of Toto and his mischevious owner Gir.They set me up in a robbery of The Runescape Bank.I tried to get away from them but the cops came before I could leave and saw me wiht my acual money.Well, the judge deemed me too insane to be out on the streets.So I just decided to accept it and deal.No problem with that." Saya nods and then falls asleep on pinnocios' head.

And no, this is not a real story.And no, I'm not insane, just extremely bored.