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I have nothing to do, it's Spring Break, I'm bored, and Glee won't be back for two weeks.

... I think it's time to watch Comeback on Hulu and write up some thoughts.

GOOD DEAL? AWESOME.

- I find it adorable that Sam actually almost choked on a gumball before. Oh, honey. heart

- I find it repugnant that Quinn is treating him this way. YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HER, BOO.

- Bieber is so not rock and roll. Of the endless plethora of rock gods out there, Bieber is not who comes to mind first, Sam. I am conflicted because it's adorable that he thinks that, but I am judging him kind of hard right now.

- This show is completely unrealistic. THERE ARE NO JEWS IN OHIO. I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE, MY FATHER BEING THE ONLY ONE IN THE STATE. xd

- That said, I would have a serious problem not jumping his a** if he sang at my bat mitzvah, Bieber or not. Oh Sam, sing "The Saga Begins" to me and play guitar. heart

- "I'm done with boys." OH ******** YOU, RACHEL. YOU LIARRRRR.

- LEAVE BRITTANY ALOOOOOONE.

- That said, I hate her hat. It's a jerky hat. Jerky people wear those hats and I hate them.

- Sue throwing people around is how I am in real life (in my head) when I see people wearing jerky hats.

- I find it really condescending that they aren't forcing Sue into seeing a professional about her suicidal thoughts. This makes me feel awful. Sue clearly needs help and Emma's pulling out pamplets? No. That's not how it works.

- SPONGEHAIR SQUARECHIN IS THE BEST INSULT SHE HAS EVER UTTERED. heart

- USING DEPRESSION AS A PLOT POINT: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

- The glee club's collective bitchface is mighty. I need some .gifs.

- SWEET PORCELAIN, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE IT. xd Oh Sue. One of your better moments. I love the two of them so much.

- Oh s**t, they actually did perform an anthem at Regionals. ~CONTINUITY~

- Puck clearly wants to make out with Sam. Just do it. DO EEEEEET. What? They already pander to ratings; it's the logical thing to do.

- Sam. heart I can't. I CANNOT. He's to cute and derpy and cute and amazing and cute and I just want to hug him and and and...! whee

- That said, I want to fix his hoodie strings soooo badly. *pet peeve, grabby hands* THIS IS IMMENSELY DISTRACTING TO ME.

- Oh god, the dancing. THE DANCING. heart I am dead. He's killed me. Too cute...!

- You know, this song is actually a really good fit for him, lyrically. First love, infidelity, earnestness. It fits.

- That said, he sounded much better during the acoustic portion at the beginning. The synthesizer effects are overshadowing his voice. ]:

- The boys' WTF faces, AHAHAHAHAHA.

- PUCK'S SINGING, MY LUNGS, WHAT IS AIR.

- Santana is me right now. Sam... heart What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

- I watched ten minutes of an episode in twenty minutes so I could pause and type, ha ha! WORTH IT.

- Sam clearly learned his dance moves from Dance Central.

- Annnnd we're back.

- TINA, HE IS SHOWING YOU HIS ABS. THEY'RE WHY YOU BROKE UP WITH ARTIE. PAY ATTENTION.

- Speaking of Artie, what the hell happened to my boy? D': He's kind of a douche and it makes me sad.

- PUCK, STOP FOCUSING ON LAUREN'S WEIGHT. IF IT DOESN'T MATTER, THEN WHY DO YOU BRING IT UP. ALL. THE. TIME? Seriously.

- He totally should've sung her "Wild Thing" by the Troggs instead of "Fat Bottomed Girls". Nothing about her weight and it's all about her badassitude. No I haven't thought about this. At all. Noooooo.

- FINN. YOU'RE BEING A DOUCHE TOO. WITH YOUR DOUCHEY SMILE. GET OUT.

- I feel so bad for Sam. *clearly on his side for everything, ever*

- Tina, why are you shallow all of a sudden? WHEN HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN A CRAP ABOUT FASHION? xd

- That said, "sexy schoolgirl librarian chic" is fabulous.

- Brittany's green trapper keeper is like the one I had in middle school. Does this mean I can be a Cheerio now? And in glee club? Yes? No? Maybe? I'm too desperate? Alrighty.

- Sue's journalling is brilliant.

- That said, she's so in denial about her depression. ]: This is sad. This is horrible. This is what happens when depressed people are handled like she was and they don't get help. Ughhhhh, this fills me with bad feelings.

- Mercedes's clothes are awesome. I want her hoodie. *grabby hands*

- RACHEL, OH MY GOD, AHAHAHAHAHA. I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING AT HER "HOW TO BE A DIVA" LESSON.

- Also, I HAVE THAT HEADBAND. IT'S TOTALLY MY HEADBAND. I wear it all. The. Time. You guys have no idea how excited I was when she did "My Headband". IT IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE SONG EVER WRITTEN ABOUT MY LIFE.

- Sue, this strategy is so last season. You need new ideas, girl. But it's bad that you're doing this, so quit all together.

- Is anyone actually going to see Scream 4? Didn't think so.

- Ugh, Finn, quit it. You're such a hypocrite. YOU ARE BREAKING UP A HAPPY COUPLE WHICH IS WHAT PUCK DID TO YOU, YOU a**. This fills me with rage.

- PUUUUCK, AHAHAHAHAHAHA. heart WHAAAAT IS THIS, WHAAAAAAAT IS THIS. FLIP YOUR FAKE HAIR, BOO, AHAHAHAHA.

- Sam. heart "Like all the songs I sing". Precious. Marry me instead; we'll be nerdy and awesome together, honey. WE CAN WATCH AVATAR, THE JAMES CAMERON ONE OR THE TV SHOW, THE LAST AIRBENDER; I HAVE BOTH. 3nodding

- Really don't like this song so much. :/ Nothing special to me.

- That said, Artie's voice is flawless.

- The chalk is making me twitch. SO MESSY. gonk

- Mike is so smooth. I wish I could daaaaaaance.

- Lauren is speaking my thoughts, ver batim, on Bieber. "I remembered he looks like he's twelve, and that's creepy" indeed.

- They are so charming. Puck is great with Lauren. He's totally smitten. It's nice to see him have to work for a girl instead of have them come to him. My worry is that he'll dump her once they get together, though. Once the challenge is gone, you know? Worry...

- Sam. heart

- Sam. gonk STOP STARING AT SANTANA'S AWESOME BOOBS.

- Commercials, blah blah.

- I believe the word you're looking for, Quinn, is not shameless. IT'S CONFIDENT. You enormous b***h, Sam cares about you so much and he wants to keep you and has been actively trying to do so and you know it. STOP DICKING AROUND WITH FINN. TELL HIM TO BUZZ OFF. AND STOP SMILING AT HIM LIKE HE STILL HAS A CHANCE. AND WHISPERING IN HIS EAR. YOU. ARE. BEING. AWFUL. STOP IT.

- ... I am completely obsessed with this show, ha ha! xd *forever alone*

- Lauren and Puck. heart Get married already and have awesome, uncontrollable children.

- Once again, FINN GO AWAY. YOU ARE AS AWFUL AS QUINN. YOU KIND OF DESERVE EACH OTHER, GOOD LORD. I HATE YOU BOTH.

- I love this number.

- Isn't it about lesbians though? I see you feeding the shippers, RIB. 3nodding

- Honey bear is now my favorite endearment and I will use it constantly.

- The lesbian vibe, ha ha! Awesome. Can they make out now?

- I will be singing this song all day now. I have no problem with this.

- I'm sad Kurt isn't there to see this. He loves Rent. ]':

- But whatever, because there's Sam's smiling face, oh my lord, yay, call me, Sam!

- Aww, mutual diva appreciation. heart

- ******** you, Sue. That was adorable. ]:

- Although, I loved your tracksuit/pearls combo in that one episode where Will was leading you on (that douchebag, I hate him).

- NO ONE WANTS TO SEE SCREAM, GO AWAY.

- I kind of like this scene. It's sweet, but not as pander-y as I was expecting.

- That said, I WILL GO ON RECORD AS MANY TIMES AS NECESSARY. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WILL'S JOURNEY OBSESSION. NOTHING. Still don't like Will, though.

- The ukelele is precious. Nice touch. 3nodding

- THIS IS SO CUTE. heart GETTING DIABETES FROM SUGARY SWEETNESS: WORTH IT.

- That was actually a good way to help Sue deal with herself. Creating happy memories. The way she says "I'll never forgive you", you know she's really saying "I'll never forget this". 3nodding It's a great moment, writing-wise and acting-wise. Jane Lynch is fantastic and should get more work.

- Uggggh, ******** this Rachel-copying fashion whatever bullcrap. It's shallow and makes me sick because clearly THEY KNOW IT'S HER STYLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE MOCKED HER MERCILESSLY FOR IT, WHAT THE HELL. *silent rage*

- ******** ALL OF YOU, RACHEL IS A TRY-HARD, BUT YOU ALL ARE AWFUL. AWWWWWFUL. Get out.

- Thank God for Lauren. You are totally the hottest b***h in the joint, girl.

- Ohhhhh this song. It's not even a song really. It's just... spoken word set to music, ha ha. I'm not feeling it.

- I can see up Brittany's skirt... This is completely appropriate. *eyeroll*

- SUE. SUEEEE. OH MY GOD, AHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT IS THIS, AHAHAHA, THIS IS AMAZING, OH MY GODDDDDD.

- I can't pay attention to anything else; I'm going to have Sue in dominatrix gear burned into my memory forever.

- I wonder what Kurt would've worn? Probably something with pinstripes.

- Wait, I lied. Sam... is not... wearing a shirt...

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- ...

- ... Nope, still oggling Sam. Damn, why aren't there nerds that hot in real life?

- Finn is wearing a Power Rangers shirt. I am suddenly much less angry at him, although I'm pretty sure it's not underwear.

- Stockings count as underwear? Duly noted.

- PUCK HAS STAR WARS BRIEFS; MY LIFE IS MADE. BEST THING EVER. AHAHAHAHA.

- Oh lord, Lauren motorboated Artie. He looks unsure if that should have turned him on or not, but he kind of dug it anyway. Niiiiiice.

- Aww, Puck got kissblocked. I am sad for him.

- WHOA says Sam's face, hee. How can he be so cute? Altough, Quinn is right there and I don't really see how this is different from her screwing around with Finn. I am disappoint, son. ]:

- Aww, Puck totally loves her. "How hot is she?", aww. I like this Puck.

- OHHHHHHH GOD. SAM IS HITTING ALL OF MY BUTTONS, ALL OF THEM. OHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDD. I AM UNCOMFORTABLE; WHAT'S THE SAFETY WORD, WHAT'S THE SAFETY WORD, GET ME OUT OF THIS, I CAN'T HANDLE THIS, TOO MUCH.

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- NOPE, HE IS STILL GOING, HNNNNNNNG.

- HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

- Santana is a goddamn fool. Sam is.. is... just listen to him! gonk I have never been more turned on in my life and she thinks he's being stupid? *judging her so hard right now*

- Sam's faith in Quinn is heartbreaking and endearing in equal parts. I NEVER WANT YOU TO BE SAD, SAM, BUT SHE'S AWFUL. D': Santana, however, is worse.

- Sam is making sad faces. No no no no, look, it's okay, honey! Look, I have Blu-ray! We can watch the original trilogy and you can quote James Earl Jones to me all you want!

- WHAT. YOU CAN'T BREAK FOR COMMERCIAL WHEN SAM IS SAD. THAT IS NOT COOL.

- Will and Sue, blah blah, where's Sam?

- That said, Pocket Lesbian Bieber Hair is my new band and we're opening for Bright Eyes next month.

- THIS NUMBER, OH LAWD. Lumberjacks, anyone?

- I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY. I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY.

- Especially you, Finn. Your giant stature is not helping you out, man. Maybe if you got rid off the jerky hat.

- Sue's plaid tracksuit is ~flawless~ and should clearly be seen on the runways of Milan.

- Tina's jerky hat, get out. Brittany's jerky hat, you are right on the borderline, son.

- WHAT THE ********, DID MIKE JUST CATAPULT INTO THE PIT? IS HE OKAY? gonk I HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE, IT WAS AWFUL.

- Sam is working the plaid. Not lumberjack-y at all. 3nodding

- Okay, seriously now, this song is so much better in the scene itself as opposed to just listening to the single. It's kind of flat with just the audio, so the performance on top of it, seeing all the characters animate and pound out the words, adds to it a lot. Much, much better.

- That said, it's still not as good as their anthem songs from season one, like "Somebody To Love". And honestly, it doesn't fit into an episode so full of shallow, high school, immature bullshit like the relationship drama and the style-icon wankery. It doesn't have the same impact.

- I JUST REALIZED THEY DON'T HAVE AN ORCHESTRA PIT, HA HA. I R SO SMRT. WHEW.

- Annnnnd Quinn and Sam changed back into their clothes pre-"Sing"? Pffffft, okay, why not? xd

- Oh no. The Breakup Conversation of Reckoning. Here it goes...

- Quinn, you aren't allowed to be hurt. You do not have that right. "I wanna be with you", you are such a liar. You wouldn't have been so unsure of yourself if you wanted to be with him. You want to be with Finn, although I have no idea why, because you already cheated on him with Puck before and then you got pregnant, you magnificently selfish child.

- OH, SAM SPOKE NA'VI, HEARTS IN MY EYES. heart Wait, what about Santana?

- I AM HAVING THE SAME REACTION AS QUINN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Santana doesn't appreciate your nerdiness and superior impression abilities! gonk

- That said, I like that they threw in the sad piano bit of "Baby" right there at the end. Nice touch.

- You know what, Rachel's kind of right. It worked out very well for them.

- OH WHATEVER, SANTANA. YOU ALREADY HAVE SAM, SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE.

- ... I may or may not be motivated by jealousy.

- Oh. So Sue has the music in her. Okay. I do not believe this for one damn second.

- CALLED IT, BITCHES. I KNEW IT. That lasted a long time, ha ha!

- Wait, she's coaching the other team? d**k MOVE, SUE.

- "After what he did to her"? Rachel, you don't know what you're talking about and why are you defending Quinn anyway? You're jealous of her and mad at her for stealing away your ~one true love~ or something, right? *facepalm* WHAT IS THIS?

- Okay, Finn, you, sir, are a condescending asshat, and that's more than enough out of you. You are not helping Rachel. You are leading her on. And don't give her bull about how "it wouldn't have made a difference" because you don't know that because you kept your mouth shut instead of sticking up for her like you knew you should have because you didn't want to seem like you were on her side when no one else was. Ugh...

- That said, it was very sweet that you told her you believe in her and that you liked take charge-Rachel. Good job. Now go make out with Quinn or something. Go away. Leave Rachel alone so she can finally learn to be independent.

That was fun! I should do it again for other episodes.