My girlfriend invited me to her house today, when I got there and went in she wasn't there, but her sister was and she looked incredibly hot.
She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you and we should go upstairs and have sex."
I immediately turned around and started walking to my car, but before I reached it I saw my girlfriend next to my car. She ran to me, gave me a hug and said, "You've gained my trust."
Moral of the story: Always keep condoms in your car.
(I only copied, pasted and fixed grammar errors)
She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you and we should go upstairs and have sex."
I immediately turned around and started walking to my car, but before I reached it I saw my girlfriend next to my car. She ran to me, gave me a hug and said, "You've gained my trust."
Moral of the story: Always keep condoms in your car.
(I only copied, pasted and fixed grammar errors)
