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First of all, there's no such thing as perfect as long as humans have opinions. Just wanted to get that out of the way.

So, I was stalking profile like I do occasionally, and I saw that this girl had a list of qualities for the "perfect boyfriend". It was a bunch of stuff like "holds my hand, lets me hang out with his friends, chooses me over his friends, chooses me over work". Wtf. Choose you over work? And then he'll get fired and stop making money to buy you things. How's that going to work out?

Now I want to make my own list. So here goes nothing...

My perfect boyfriend would:
be able to take extreme sarcasm
treat me just a little differently than other girls
want to do things with me, even if it's just watching TV
not demand my attention every second
be okay with sexist jokes
be okay with racist jokes
not call me "honey" after every sentence
not shut up when I need comforting
not buy me things
know how to insult me without actually insulting me

Yeah... Tim's got most of that down. But as I said, there's no such thing as perfect. Though he's pretty damn close. -cough- >.>;