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Pharmo Teacher Bit By Pitty :0
Okay so I told some of you my teacher Kellee got bit a pit bull. Get this!! She went to Florida to see her mom who was having surgery...and during her mom's surgery, Kellee goes for a jog, and ends up having surgery on the same day as her mom!

So Kellee's jogging enjoying the scenery, sees a pitty and a chihuahua chilling in a yard across the street (so shes on the opposite side of the street that the doggies were on). Then Kellee finishes up her jog, and heads back home. She passes the same house, and the chihuahua's out. She pays no mind to it. But then, the pit bull just leaps over its fence and gets up in front of her, baring its teeth.

Kellee kept saying, "This dog was TRAINED to do this." The reasoning will come up within a few sentences. Kellee is a head vet at a clinic in Aurora, and also a vet med teacher, so she knows what she's spose to do. You can't run, you can't flail, and you can't shout. All of those actions provoke a dog.

So, Kellee knows she's going to be bit, and she covers her face and chest, the most important places to protect. The dog bites into her right thigh, NOMNOMNOM!! And Kellee gets on the ground on her belly. She does this because the tissue on your backside is easier to mend than that of your front. So, Kellee plays dead.

The dog sees she isn't moving any more and he goes to SNIFF HER FACE to make sure she's DEAD. Kellee stops breathing completely. But then when the pitty was walking away, she peaked up to see if he was done. He saw her, and bit her leg again. Kellee tries to be as still and quiet as possible. The pitty then proceeds to POKE AT HER WITH ITS PAW...Dogs do NOT do that. That pitty was TAUGHT to poke at something it's killed to try and get a reaction.

Pitty finally finishes up and she hobbles over to the window of the people's dog and slams on the window and shouts for them to come out and take her to the ER. Soo, the son comes out and grabs the dog by its neck and back skin and Kellee's like OH HELL NO, THAT'S WHY HE'S SO MEAN IN THE FIRST PLACE IS CUZ YOU ABUSE HIM >CC

So the waifu or whatevs takes her to the hospital and she gets about 28 stitches. The lady SWEARS the dog NEVER bit anyone. But actually, the pitty has bitten 2 people before her. So poor pitty had to be put down. The owners tried hiding the pitty who bit her and tried to give them an innocent pitty and try to fool them into thinking that was the real dog. Kellee was like HELL NAH THAT IS NOT THE DOG THEY'RE HIDING HIM >C

So yeah. xDD I think one of the guys went to prison too cuz he was like a cocaine meth dealer or something. It was quite the ordeal, and I am surprised she still came to class to teach us after that. owo






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l3ooml3oom
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commentCommented on: Wed Oct 05, 2011 @ 01:58am
Fantastic story, wonderfully told.
10/10 would read again.


commentCommented on: Wed Oct 05, 2011 @ 02:50am
Bwerrr. xwx

Pitbull attacks sucked, I got my face bitten twice by my Grandma's old pitbull Bo-Bo. The scars are kinda fading but schmehh.

I'm really glad your teacher is doing okay, though. xwx



Gwyenevere
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Hojipoon
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commentCommented on: Wed Oct 05, 2011 @ 04:25am
Your teacher has balls of steal.


commentCommented on: Wed Oct 05, 2011 @ 04:57am
Forgot to mention she got a bunch of shots in her wounds too. xD It looked like...a crap ton of medium-sized lacerations all over her leg.

And most of the classmates thought she like, roundhouse kicked it or judo threw it across the room. xDD She's a bamf teacher.



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SongOfSleep
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commentCommented on: Wed Oct 05, 2011 @ 05:08am
I would'a sued their asses to hell and back.

Both pitbulls and german shepherds freak me out. <__<; Got bit in the calf by a fatass german shepherd (thing got put down years later because it kept biting everyone), and the fact that a lot of pitbulls are known to attack people is just dandy. IF YOU OWN EITHER, CHANCES ARE I WON'T TRUST IT EVEN IF YOU SAY IT'S HARMLESS.



That being said, I want a Great Pyreneese. :>


commentCommented on: Wed Oct 05, 2011 @ 07:23pm
D'AWW poor Navi xDD I got bit by a poodle e.e In the face. -HAS SCAR WHEN I SMILE- But...I'm pleased to say I do not have a fear of poodles. xDD Although it was when I was a baby so wtf do I remember about being bitten.

She DID sue the crap out of them. AND the state of Florida. I forget why she sued Florida but she sued them so hard. Doggy got put to sleep last Monday.

Pit bulls don't actually have a more likelihood to bite. D: By the logic of what they display pitties to be, you could say the same about a lab or retriever. It's not that a lab or retriever is more likely to bite, it's just there's a higher population of them than other dogs. Plus, people usually like to train pit bulls specifically to bite, so...It's not actually just pit bulls born to nom.

But, I get the shying away from them. My teacher says she doesn't have anything against pit bulls and she will still work around them though. It was just that it was trained to go around killing things soo. >> Not really the dog's fault his owner taught him to kill.

I've /had/ a pitty before, she wasn't even a year old though. Sweetest, cuddliest mofo I have ever had. Only had her for about a month while she recovered from a cold though.



Tentacat
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SongOfSleep
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commentCommented on: Thu Oct 06, 2011 @ 07:16am
Some people just really don't know how to train their dogs, then. );<
And training it to kill? WTF.

My aunt had a dog (half german shepherd) that she claimed wouldn't bite you, BUT SURE ENOUGH WHEN YOU WENT TO PET IT, it tried to chomp your hand off. It also obsessively barked at you until you left the house.

Then it got old and couldn't use its back legs anymore, and I was no longer intimidated. xD AS HORRIBLE AS IT SOUNDS, IT'S THE TRUTH. I WILL ******** ADMIT IT.


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