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Just putting this here for future amusement many years from now. xD We're chatting about Skyrim, btw.

.Misha.: -Runs to mountain that has dragon on it-
.Misha.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
.Misha.: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewria: -gets fried-
.Misha.: -Has protection of fire amulet-
.Misha.: TAKE ITTT DX
.Misha.: Oh god that game would be bad a**s co-op
.Misha.: RUN JUL ;; DRAGON
Jewria: -RUNS THE HELL AWAY...GETS CARRIED AWAY BY ANOTHER DRAGON-
.Misha.: -falls to knees-
.Misha.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jewria: NEW QUEST: FIND JULIA
.Misha.: Troll NPC: C: Your friend Julia is in another Dragon's cave.
.Misha.: -grace punches a fuggin rock-
Jewria: -rock sobs and wonders what it ever did to you-
.Misha.: -Rock then branches off and goes to local bar, becoming the town's local alchohalic-
.Misha.: -blames kids for his failure-
.Misha.: -hits his wife-
.Misha.: -the rock wife cries-
.Misha.: -rock wife soon gets divorce and takes kids-
.Misha.: -rock husband throws self off of cliff-
.Misha.: -only to realize, he can't die-
.Misha.: -rock then sets out vengence to smite grace-
Jewria: ...All cuz you had to punch it, Grace...
.Misha.: -25 years later, grace is walking through the woods-
Jewria: IF YOU HAD JUST SLAYED THE DRAGON BEFORE IT CAME TO ME...
.Misha.: -she stubs her toe on the rock-
.Misha.: Grace: WHHHHHHHHY DX
.Misha.: -rock can finally die in peace-
Jewria: -rock does so, turning into sand, blowing away into the sunset-
.Misha.: -Grace holds her foot, sobbing at the stubbed toe-
.Misha.: fuggin s**t hurts
Jewria: I hope that made future you learn her lesson
.Misha.: Me too, me too..

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.Misha.: I KNOW
.Misha.: GOD IT HURTS MY a** WHEN I GET SHOT THERE
.Misha.: -drops down again-
.Misha.: -fuggin sobbing-
.Misha.: WHHHY -SOBS-
.Misha.: -Gets paintball welts on my a**-
Jewria: -pats it- :c
.Misha.: -Butt sniffs-
.Misha.: ...Wait
.Misha.: wut..
Jewria: :00...-scratches butt's ears-
Jewria: WHOS A GOOD BUTT
.Misha.: -butt wags its ta il-
Jewria: DAWW