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~ The Victorian Vocaloid
The Rhyming ghost Anon
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Peeps are sweet,
And so are you!
Ps. Hope your day gets better sad
Celestial Centaur
As your walking down the path towards your home after a long day of catching grunnies you notice something sparkling. A closer look reveals a trail of sparkles and.... hoof prints? Against your better judgement you decide to follow them into the woods near your home. Entering a forest clearing your are surprised to see a sparkling centaur with long waving purple locks. The snap of a twig alerts her and she spins around startled. You gaze into her eyes and she stares back. &Are you lost youngling?& Mesmerized by the dust seeming to swirl around her you can not reply. She merely smiles and pulls out a small box and hands it to you. You look down at the box and look up to say thank you but there is nothing but glittering dust.
Celestial Centaur
Celestial Centaur
Anon. Benefactor
The room, if a large cavernous space of glowing black onyx could be called a room, was nearly empty. The only movement came from a lone man in the corner, huddled over in a tight ball, like some animal that had spent too much time in a tight cage. A soft whimpering could be heard from the lump, his voice as broken as the rest of his body.
A tall figure faded into view, like a specter from a long forgotten dream. This new figure was a sight to behold. Its gray skin was that of corpses, and its hair was as black as the wings of a raven. Two glowing emerald gems took the place of what should have been eyes.
&So, how did you like it,& the creature asked the cowering form on the floor. &Was it fun? The endless torment, the unending pain, day in and day out, year after year?&
The man did not answer, but continued to sob on the floor, his mind unable to come up with any words to lob back at the demon. The demon grinned at this, revealing two rows of sharp yellow teeth.
&Seeing as how much you liked, what kind of host would I be if I didn&t send you back?& He laid a gray skinned hand on the man&s shoulder.
Suddenly, the man sprang to life. He squirmed and shivered at the beast&s touch, his whole body alive with spastic attempts to get away.
&No! Don&t send me back there! Please, I&m begging you! I&ll do anything you want! Anything! Just don&t send me back there!&
The frantic pleas brought a gleam of delight into the demon&s eyes. He bent over, and placed his mouth near the poor soul&s ear.
&This is what I want,& the creature said. &Your misery is like a fine ambrosia, and your tears are a succulent wine.& With that, he chanted a few words, and the man disappeared, back to whatever nightmare he had just returned from.
-You are next-
The Gentleman Rabbit
As you search around for more Easter Eggs, you see something small and round under a bush. Thinking that it is an egg, you bend down and grab it only to discover that it&s a small white rabbit curled up in a ball. The rabbit looks at you for a moment before running back under the bush and disappears. You take another look where the rabbit was and see a colorful Easter egg. You reach your arm in as far as you can to reach it when your fingers touch what feels like another hand. You pull your arm back and look around the other side of the bush to see a man half under the bush, a rabbit tail sticking out from his back. I&m terribly sorry, where you after this egg as well? he pushes himself out from the bush with egg in hand, his hat falling off from his head. Your eyes widen from the sight of him. He has big white ear on the top of his head, and white fur all on his face. I&m sorry; I didn&t know there was someone on the other side of this bush, let alone someone beautiful like yourself. Here, take it, there are plenty of eggs around, I&m sure I could find another. He smiled handing you the egg. You take the egg and thank him as he reaches back under the bush for his hat. Although no matter how much I look, there&s no way I&ll be able to find someone as beautiful as you are. He put his hat on and stood up, helping you to your feet. I do mean that you know. You are very beautiful. He gently takes your hand and kisses it lightly. I&ve something for you that I would like to give you. He reaches into his basket and pulls out a small box, placing it in your hands. What kind of Easter would it be without something sweet. He leaned down and kisses your cheek then whispers in your ear, Just meeting you is sweet enough for me. Happy Easter young lady, do take care. He tipped his hat before walking past you, basket hanging from one arm, and twirling a cane in the other. As you watch him walk away, you feel something brush past your leg. You look down in time to see the small white rabbit run past you, following him.
- The Gentleman Rabbit
Flopsie
PWEASE!!
- Flopsie
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Happy belated Easter's day.... smile
-VS
