What is that over there?
Oh, it's just that silly bulldog. How awkward of me!
Being scared of things isn't the way to live your life, friends...take it from me. Everything scares me! IT'S NOT SOMETHING I RECOMMEND!
I could be lighting a candle..."I hope this candle doesn't burn down the house!" *quickly extinguishes flame*
Ahh, much better!
Oh, what was I saying? Ah yes, don't be afraid to live your life to the fullest, bro. Just do it *nike logo insert here*
Of course you want to avoid....Ahhh, what? Get off of me!!!
OMGGG!! NOONONO!!! WHY ARE YOU A DIFFERENT DOG NOWWWWW????
Oh right, that's not me. See ya later, Ted!
Eyes:Will:Be:Watching
~Au revoir
