Ah Easter, gather my children and I will tell you a tale of how the easter bunnies attacked and Jesus prevailed:
On the morning of easter the sun rose above all,
Yet it was not a normal day for retribution was on call.
Jesus came back from the dead that faithful day
And as he did the people began to pray,
"Help us oh Lord," they said with a shout,
"For Monsters have come! THE EASTER BUNNIES ARE ABOUT!"
The battle began and the easter bunnies gave a good fight,
But they were no match for Jesus and his heavenly light.
And as the day ended with the people all saying,
"Jesus gave 'em the old one, two and it was because of our praying!
The bunnies had no chance, their evil eggs had to pay!
For in this very month of April, Jesus saved the day!"
"So my children," I say with a gleam in my eye,
"Why did all the bunnies have to die?
I'll tell you right now, because theymade the wrong decision,
they were all satan worshipers and Christianity is the ultimate religion!"
"But what about Buddhism?" Said the young boy who wore his plaid vest.
"Well Buddhism of course is better than the rest."
 DrakusWolfant · Sun Apr 16, 2006 @ 10:54pm · 5 Comments |
