03/20/13
Ideal Job Contest
Ideal Job Contest
Professional Drifter
In 2020 the Government took a poll to see how much people traveled. The poll came up zero; this meant that no one travel more then 100 miles away from there home at any given time. This was the result, of all the threats of terrorism, hate crimes, murders, etc… being reported in the news every day, people finally realized it would be safer to just say home.
This of course destroyed the economy, and relations with other states on countries. So in order to fix the problem, increase the job market, fix the economy, and gain the peoples trust in traveling again the government created the "professional drifter." There was no prerequisites or requirement for this job only to travel everywhere, see everything, and tell as many people as possible to entice them into seeing such thing for themselves instead of just looking them up on the internet. The money from the drifter was meant to build local economies as well as the national economy. Drifter could choose to travel alone or in a group.
The pay was a locked $10 and hour, for all 24 hours of the day, the money it wired into an account that is accepted in any country or state.
Perks: You can go where ever, when ever you want, you don't have to report to a supervisor, or worries about money, its a forever vacation.
Common Complaints: Mugged, kidnapped for strange experiments, horror movie victim, missing organs, poisoned, killed, heat stroke, lacking knowledge of local customs or dialects, having no place to call home, drowning, eaten alive, disappearing into a missing person's file, hit by cars, car crashes, and forgetting to use sunscreen.
iiGald_Onosii
Okay so Ideal job.
Job Title-Shark Wrestler.
Salary- $1400 bi-weekly
Perks-You get to see the world, travel to exotic places, meet new people. and you get to WRESTLE sharks. Plus you get full benefits, medical included and an annual bonus of $1500 for every shark you beat.
Common Complaints-Well it's a dangerous job, high chance of actually dying because well you are actually wrestling sharks, which have very sharp teeth and powerful jaws. Very few sick days, high stress job, and 'tough' competition.
Job Title-Shark Wrestler.
Salary- $1400 bi-weekly
Perks-You get to see the world, travel to exotic places, meet new people. and you get to WRESTLE sharks. Plus you get full benefits, medical included and an annual bonus of $1500 for every shark you beat.
Common Complaints-Well it's a dangerous job, high chance of actually dying because well you are actually wrestling sharks, which have very sharp teeth and powerful jaws. Very few sick days, high stress job, and 'tough' competition.
Phanna
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Send resumes to:
Nikola Institutes
Dr. Kurt Voltaic
1891 Spark Lane
New York, NY 10920
Salaries start at 2 bits an hour with advancements of a half bit each fortnight with mandatory hair-styling, tissue massages and cardiac resuscitation.
*side effects of job may include numbness of the extremities, sore muscles or joints, temporary tissue damage, or a general lingering "tingling" sensation.
Turquerie
Hm, hm, ideal job.
My ideal job is actually what I wish to pursue in the near future. Right now, it's just fantasy to me, because I'm not there yet, but I digress. Let me see, some other fictional, ideal job... I would still like to do something related to designing couture clothing in an entrepreneurial endeavour.
Introduction -- Really, I just would like to design clothing without any financial or editorial constraints. If I didn't have any of these restrictions, I would like to design countless collections to my heart's content. I would commission the construction of my own palace somewhere and store each piece in it. Salaries and perks wouldn't matter to me, because I would be doing what I feel the everyday compulsion to do; of course, this would be an ideal job because I wouldn't have to worry about fiscal or creative restrictions. But to be able to do what you want to do without anything binding you down to financial reality is, really, the best job you could want. It just so happens that I'd be doing what I want to do for the rest of my life. Perhaps one possible complaint would be that nobody outside of my friends and family would see these creations, but I don't care too much about that.
So I am an eccentric prince who lives in a large, empty palace alone with exotic, magical birds who help me create these magnificent couture clothes. I design the clothes for storybook characters.
My ideal job is actually what I wish to pursue in the near future. Right now, it's just fantasy to me, because I'm not there yet, but I digress. Let me see, some other fictional, ideal job... I would still like to do something related to designing couture clothing in an entrepreneurial endeavour.
Introduction -- Really, I just would like to design clothing without any financial or editorial constraints. If I didn't have any of these restrictions, I would like to design countless collections to my heart's content. I would commission the construction of my own palace somewhere and store each piece in it. Salaries and perks wouldn't matter to me, because I would be doing what I feel the everyday compulsion to do; of course, this would be an ideal job because I wouldn't have to worry about fiscal or creative restrictions. But to be able to do what you want to do without anything binding you down to financial reality is, really, the best job you could want. It just so happens that I'd be doing what I want to do for the rest of my life. Perhaps one possible complaint would be that nobody outside of my friends and family would see these creations, but I don't care too much about that.
So I am an eccentric prince who lives in a large, empty palace alone with exotic, magical birds who help me create these magnificent couture clothes. I design the clothes for storybook characters.
iiilullaby-katie
job: light bulb polisher
salary: minimun wage; peice work.
perks: i get to creep inside peoples houses and observe their pets! and you dont have to be bright to do it!
complaints: i have to visit strange peoples houses D: and polish light bulbs; it seems like a pretty dull job.
salary: minimun wage; peice work.
perks: i get to creep inside peoples houses and observe their pets! and you dont have to be bright to do it!
complaints: i have to visit strange peoples houses D: and polish light bulbs; it seems like a pretty dull job.
Yasmen42
My entry for today:
Job Title:Sleep Expert
Job Description:Get paid to sleep. That's it. A group of scientists is interested in all things related to sleep from mattresses to sheets to blankets to the sleeping human brain. They just want someone to come to their lab every night to sleep and answer questions for their research.
Salary:Depends on how heavy a sleeper you are. Anywhere from $12-20/hr
Perks:Get paid to sleep. Have a full-time job, and still have your day-time free.
Common Complaints:People watching you sleep, never get to sleep at home
Job Title:Sleep Expert
Job Description:Get paid to sleep. That's it. A group of scientists is interested in all things related to sleep from mattresses to sheets to blankets to the sleeping human brain. They just want someone to come to their lab every night to sleep and answer questions for their research.
Salary:Depends on how heavy a sleeper you are. Anywhere from $12-20/hr
Perks:Get paid to sleep. Have a full-time job, and still have your day-time free.
Common Complaints:People watching you sleep, never get to sleep at home
lilgemangel
Fictional Job: Reading books or graphic novels (otherwise known as manga) in conjunction with fishing. Yes, fishing. In order to test out the Old, Good and Super Rods. Daily food-tasting at restaurants, followed by a critique and/or blog post.
Salary: $20/hour for 7 days a week + overtime benefits. Health, vision, dental, life insurance.
Perks: Traveling. Free books and meals. You get to keep the fish. o.0
Complaints: Don't know what to do with all the fish. Aquarium?
Salary: $20/hour for 7 days a week + overtime benefits. Health, vision, dental, life insurance.
Perks: Traveling. Free books and meals. You get to keep the fish. o.0
Complaints: Don't know what to do with all the fish. Aquarium?
