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Decreses as King of World

1. Legalise Marawana and those who kept it illegal shall be banished from the land
2. No more pollution, no car exsote, and no ocean dumping, we shall travel by tubes (Note to self:get sciencetist working on tube tectnollogey.
3. There shall be no rich, no poor we will all be the same.
4. Fill royal court with great tunes (Tenacious D, Weird Al, Guns and Roses, so on)
5. Fill court with great comody (Dane Cook, Chris Tidus)
6. Everyone in the world will learn classic rock at The School of Hard Knox
7. Kick some face in with karate for eating my schnitzel
8. Hail Jebus I mean Jesus