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Are guards on Metal Gear Solid getting smarter or stupider?
for those who don't know what MGS means it's Metal Gear Solid. And if you still don't know what that is. It's one of the world best selling games and one that I recommend playing. mrgreen Now back on topic clearly they have been getting smarter. why you may ask? The reason is that in Twin Snakes you could run right in front of them in a box and they wouldn't give a crap. Also you could have hid under a tank along with throwing grenades at them to blow the living hell out of them and they would still would never find you. They just don't look under stuff. Another one is you can be in open site at the bottom of a stairs and a guard would not see cause he's just plain dumb to look down. I mean what is he afraid of? Besides taking a bullet the head.(poor b*****d neutral )same thing happen in MGS2 on the Tanker mission there's this long ladder and a guard walks right by. Not even seeing Snake on the ladder as he's very very close to the ground. But the box trick doesn't work that well in this one, so I guess all the guards finely passed the first grade. Now why is there no female guards? Are they like sexist or something because I would love to see Snake get the crap kicked out of him by a girl guard. rofl To tell the truth I think girls are way stronger than guys. Okay, now lets get back on topic. In MGS3 they got a little better. You can't for sure use the box trick this time. Because I mean come on. A box I the middle of a jungle. Maybe for them it's.
"hey! look over there. Some form of wildlife."
"Lets leave it alone it might attack us."
But hey they still have stiff necks cause they still can't look up. Snake could be in a tree with no leaves on it. In an open field and they would probably never find him. Good news though. They are finely smart enough to look under a car/other stuff that looks like cars to them. So I guess they passed third grade. So that leaves them with what? Nine more years of school left? So I give them a 3 out of 10. And this is the end of my report.
P.S. Someone should shoot that old fart ocelot biggrin .and if I ever think more stuff to make fun of the guards about I'll be sure to add it. Until then foxhound87 signing off ninja