((This was posted in my MySpace blog, and some people wanted to read it here so I posted it on my journal! Enjoy! ^_^))
The real reason for this post is, regretably, very serious. I have already informed Jackie, but it is my duty inform the rest of you of some rather unfortunate events.
Many of you may be aware of the musical group known as Fall Out Boy, and I'm sure you may have even listened to a few of their obnoxiously catchy tunes. I myself admit, though I do despise myself for it, that I have one of their songs "Saturday" currently on my MP3 player. Their singles are by no means easy to turn away from. They may not be musically or lyrically amazing, but there's something about them that draws you in...
This is the danger that we face every day.
A recent song by a group known as the Faint has shined light on the horrors that underline this seemingly serene young group of musicians and their ringleader, the devious Pete Wentz.
Here are the lyrics if you so choose to read:
Hypnotised - The Faint
After reading these lyrics, I hope you will see just how desperate The Faint are to get this knowledge out the masses.
I believe that Pete Wentz is using Patrick Stump to do his bidding. Patrick is not at all aware of this, as he is under the influence of some ominous new drug that Pete has developed, very similar to the one used for mind control in X2: X-Men United. Patrick's adorable, chubby cheeks and beautiful muttonchops guise a wicked plan of attack from the Pete forefront. Wentz knows that everybody loves Patrick's beautiful voice and baby-like face.
But do not be fooled, Pete means to kill us all. Patrick is an innocent, and I'm hoping that a well-thought plan of attack could rid Pat from this horrible mind control and place him on our side, opposite the Wentz.
It is known now that the song was originally titled "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Pete Wentz Is Gonna Rip Out Your Brains And Eat Them For Breakfast" but the clever lyricist decided against such an obvious name. The video speaks for itself, however, it is clearly showing that Wentz is some kind of half-breed, super human bent on world domination and flashy suits and hats. DO NOT fall victim to his horrible fashion sense! HE WILL destroy us all and force poorly applied eyeliner on all male slaves!
I am afraid that young Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance has already become Pete's next victim. Mikey seems to be doing incredibly ridiculous and very Wentz-like things lately, and has been seen clubbing with him in many recent photos. If Mikey has been infected, it can only be assumed that his girlfriend has been, as well. DO NOT approach these people, they are not acting of their own will.
I am walking a very dangerous line letting you all know this information, but I feel it is my duty to inform the public and get the word out. This man is dangerous and should be carefully monitored until he can be apprehended without the risk of civilian casualties.
DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN. HE MEANS TO KILL US ALL!
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