Sky_Jean
Calypso Reborn
Elves Lie
EvoMachine
Maximista
Samuel Beal
~Lovers Lost~
Phanna
Participants
Maximista
Phtevenn
Oyasumi Rosie
~Lovers Lost~
MAXiMiSTA
Samuel Beal
I hope that your day is all well and dandy.
BUT "you have to get back to work." (secretly you boss on gaia)
MAXiMiSTA
xXRed Moon VampiressXx
Looking to build up my gold this month.
BUT "I just spent all my gold on the new BRAIN items OMGAWDD WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"
MAXiMiSTA
Oyasumi Rosie
By the way, finally got (some) of my homework done.
BUT "then walking dead came on and I was like I AINT GOT NO TIME FOR HOMEWORKS" rofl
Oyasumi Rosie
Phtevenn
I was gonna make a Jewish joke, but i'm not sure if Jewish your girlfriend was hot like me....
I was all prepared to be offended, but then you got me and I laughed.
MAXiMiSTA
Elves Lie
I'll have to check those out.
BUT "then this delicious sandwich dropped into my hands, and I just had to take a bite. So I totally forgot, MUNCH MUNCH"
MAXiMiSTA
Phtevenn
I was gonna make a Jewish joke, but i'm not sure if Jewish your girlfriend was hot like me....
BUT " then I made a funny anyways and it turned out alright." redface
MAXiMiSTA
Elves Lie
MAXiMiSTA
BUT "then this delicious sandwich dropped into my hands, and I just had to take a bite. So I totally forgot, MUNCH MUNCH"
You took my sandwich Max!
BUT "right as he shouted that, it was like a trailer of Falling Meatballs, and free food dropped into everyone's hands!!!"
yum_donut yum_hotdog yum_burger yum_pizza yum_strawberrypie yum_strawberry yum_coldone yum_cupcake
MAXiMiSTA
Oyasumi Rosie
As soon as I got my first tablet I was drawing on the computer.
BUT "pencil and paper is still the oldskool trade of the trade, always and forever yo." cool
~Lovers Lost~
Oyasumi Rosie
Good luck getting your wisdom pulled. When I got my teeth pulled I had a nightmare that I was the yellow power ranger being chased down by wolves that were trying to eat me alive in the woods.
I was able to out run most the wolves, one wouldnt give up. I managed to grab the wolf by the teeth and toss it away ripping a tooth out as I did, awakening after doing so. I thought it was all a dream, but when I opened my hand there was a wolf fang.
My entry for the contest redface
03/02/15 Contest: Best But Contest
03/02/15 Prize: 10B
Best But Contest. Cooperative contest to write a funny joke. Use quotes from others in the thread to make jokes or really, really short funny stories that have a 'but' punchline. Example:
First post: "Kendi was joking about a 'best butt' contest"
Second post: "but the joke's on her because I made a 'best but' contest."
This contest will end 03/02/15 at 12:01am EST.
Here are the rules:
• Use quotes from others in the thread to make a 'but' joke or really, really short funny story
• You may 'set up' jokes for others if you wish with a good starting line
• Your jokes must be original (they can include a meme or reference but should be made up specifically for the contest)
• You may not say hurtful things or violate the ToS with your joke
• Keep it PG-13
• Try to in some way indicate you are attempting to enter the contest with your 'but' joke.
• Do NOT pm your jokes to me
• You may 'set up' jokes for others if you wish with a good starting line
• Your jokes must be original (they can include a meme or reference but should be made up specifically for the contest)
• You may not say hurtful things or violate the ToS with your joke
• Keep it PG-13
• Try to in some way indicate you are attempting to enter the contest with your 'but' joke.
• Do NOT pm your jokes to me
