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ok this happened in high school freshman year
some random guy kept bugging me so I said: go screw yourself
and then he winked and said: i'll be thinking of you when I do it..
whoa..crazy..
here's some others i've heard
you look like...*pause* my new girlfriend..
(yeah right)
some ones from other people:
Babe your so hot, you melted the elastic in muh underwear
*takes out a key*
If I turned this key would it turn you on?
"You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. Treat me right, and I'll have it your way." (love that one!! *gushes*)
you: "your a** isnt that big"
her: "******** YOU"
you: "oh god plz do!" (hahahaha yes i'm sick minded)
i got asked...
i lost my number can i have urs
and
i had guys putting ice on me and they said, sorry u look a lil hot (someone in the thread said that not me)
this one's so sad..i had to laugh *laughs* lets make like the flintstones and bedrock
(love this one)
Hey, are you a pokemon?

'Cause I wanna pikachu all night long ;D
It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
You must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Then let me walk by again.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

These two I found pretty cute though-but still a little cheesy,

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If you stood in front of the mirror and held 11 roses, you'd see the 12 most beautiful things in the world.
Dude: Did it hurt?

Chick: Did what hurt?

Dude: When you were shot up from the bowels of hell.

Works every time... if you want a slap in the face. (yeah i would slap that guy in the face and send him back to hell)
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae."

"My love for you is like diarreah.. it never ends!"
oh and i got this one from some guy hitting on japanese girls..
you like japanese guys? well i love japanese girls..*winks* (stupid corey)
(btw i was kidding about liking japanese guys)
and this one too from corey :
me talking to jen: i wish...
corey butting in: that you could move in with me *winks*
me again: *silence*