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Simply Condoms All women have that time when they hit 'womanhood' right? I just love the way my parents handled it. So I got my period right? I asked my mother to get me some pads/tampons on her way to the store and my father was in the room at the time, so I knew they both knew of my 'situation'. I didn't care much, it's a natural body function so why the hell should I give a damn right? Well, later that night my father knocks on the door. I knew it was him since he's the only one in the house that knocks. I told him to come in and he walks over, lays a box of condoms on my bed and says, "You know how to use them right?" I nod only thinking, 'This will make an interesting story.' "Good. If you ever need more just ask." I know they know that I wasn't going to go out and have sex as a 12-year-old (I was at the time anyway) but, my friend and I still had fun with those condoms. He knew how to twist them into animals once we blew 'em up. Not to mention when letting a blown up one go you got the best aim. mrgreen

Posted by: Alchemic Orgazim Mon Jun 12, 2006 @ 01:08pm

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Commented on: Fri Jun 23, 2006 @ 06:17pm


	Thats freakin' good! lmao

Commented on: Sun Jun 25, 2006 @ 11:57am


	At least someone was amused. I wasn't! gonk

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Commented on: Mon Jun 26, 2006 @ 05:50am


	amusing to me, but sounds frightening/awkward, i was kinda laughing my head of... but with this weird grin on my face which was like "goddamn i'm happy this didn't happen to me"

Commented on: Wed Jun 28, 2006 @ 03:46am


	hahaha don't worry I get my share of embaressment from my parents...... I'll kill them fi they ever do anything like that infront of Vinny XD....or any of ym friends...

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Commented on: Fri Jul 07, 2006 @ 07:35pm


	xDD I'm sorry. Thats a great story though. Just tell it to your kids one day and be all "just be thankful I didn't do that to you" xDD

Commented on: Fri Aug 25, 2006 @ 05:00pm


	wow, worst parent sex introduction ever LOL its pretty disturbing just thinking about it eek rofl

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Commented on: Fri Sep 01, 2006 @ 01:55am


	......wow....what a charming father daughter tale...

Commented on: Wed Sep 06, 2006 @ 01:38pm


	thats very amusing but not kool for a dad to that in my opinion unless you were like you know say about 15 or 16 yrs of age.....

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Commented on: Sat Sep 30, 2006 @ 06:33pm


	OMFG x.x

Commented on: Sat Dec 09, 2006 @ 06:40pm


	Wow. Thank you for that image. It is forever burned into my little mind.

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Commented on: Wed Dec 13, 2006 @ 12:50am


	You're all welcome. I'm sure it's just what you wanted to hear!

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