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REASONS WHY NOT TO WATCH TWILIGHT WITH A VAMPIRE GUY XD
so a friend of mine who is vampire (not really he just loves dressing a one) ask me would i like to watch a movie i'm like sure so i pick out a movie aka twilight and hes all like *clears throat and yells in a dramatic voice* "THE TWILIGHT SAGA BOX SET" i thought he be like most guys and complain but instead he jokes by saying "Is a gay a** movie set about a girl who moves to forks Washington, who soon falls for an ugly a** sparkling excuse for a vampire named Edward who just so happen to have moved into her town & due to him saving her a** from getting hit by her drunk a** friend, he leaves her a** lonely for 3 damn months her and her steroids taking best bud Jake hook up, vampires come after her because she finds out sparkles er i mean Edward is a *dun* *dun* *dun* "VMPIRE" * wiggles fingers in air* which causes Jake g-pa to die *fakes crying* all because a red head b***h named Victora got jelly because Bella getting eds d**k and not her tries to kill ugly a** Bella. Jake saves the b***h from drowning now DROWNING PEOPLE only for ed to come the ******** back and cause Bella to become putty in his hand. meanwhile Jake get thrown to the side like a used sex toy. Jake and ed start fight over ugly a** Bella. like come on sparkles they is no p***y out there worth fighting a damn wolf over point blank bro. i mean if it was me bro i'd just let the mutt have her i value my head. wolves and vampires fight Bella marries ed they ******** and ******** and ******** it gets to point bed bouncing around and s**t. gee these teens are such horny asses i tell you. anyway they break the bed i guess after 117 years of jerking Ed was glad to burst a nut inside Bells *burst into laughter* the b***h got preggy in 3 damn days after that she had a baby in a month that ends up killing her. Ed's vampire venom brings her back to life then mutt boy falls for demon kid then next thing ya know "BAH BAM" everyone's out to kill kid & ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOSE then the blind chick Alice and her gay looking mate or what ever you call Jasper go looking 4 a male demon kid like ed and Bella's brat. the come back just before all hell brakes lose & just when you thought eds gay a** was dead and all the rest of them bitches but mutt boy and the kid its all one of blind chick ******** vision *flips a damn table*
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