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Nothin that kickass yet
People make me pro-nuclear.
I always thought people were stupid. Let me rephrase that, I've always known Americans were complete idiots.

Driving made me realize that the society of America was not just gifted with retardation mentally, but physically as well. I noticed that people lack small muscular movement, such as the muscels it takes to switch on a blinker. This is why I promote video games. It builds those small muscels in the fingers that will be used for such proffessional movements, such as pulling gun triggers, sticking your finger in a light socket, and switching on blinkers. Whomever doesn't do the last one, can practice the first two.

Mentally, when on the road, people percieve time differently. They notice the importance of passing you, who are going the lawfully set speed limit to get to the stoplight first so they can wait for it to turn green.

It also made me realize that the reason people are so stupid is they never think. They are telepathic so that when you wish to get into the next lane to turn, they decide to pass you, therefore making you take the scenic route back to where you were going.

Stupid people also travel in packs. So if you need to get somewhere in a hurry, they do the kin, citizen act of making you obey the law for speed by creating traffic. I am also convinced they are all stalkers that have somehow gotten a hold of your work schedule.

These are a few reasons why the use of nuclear devices should be enhanced.






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Strange_Will
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commentCommented on: Thu Jun 22, 2006 @ 02:46am
Nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.


commentCommented on: Thu Jun 22, 2006 @ 02:49am
But then what would Kristina do with all her free time?



Lesquid
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Strange_Will
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commentCommented on: Thu Jun 22, 2006 @ 02:59am
Thats up to you surprised


commentCommented on: Wed Jul 05, 2006 @ 06:41pm
you weird kk-san



Cyane Rain Black
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RedVI
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commentCommented on: Mon Aug 14, 2006 @ 02:26pm
Random Blah Guy
Oops! I accidentally pushed the H-Bomb Button!


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