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*Vince McMahn's music plays*
*Triple H comes out dressed Vince McMahn*
Triple H:What DX did last night at Vengence was unacceptable!And now I will ramble on incoherently for no reason.Last week DX sent me a chicken with the message being that I love cocks.
*goes into a speech about how Vince McMahn loves dicks and d**k Chenney and some d**k who works at NBC*
Nothing and Nobody gets between and my d**k!
*Shane McMahn's music plays*
*Shawn Michaels comes out dressed as Shane*
*Does the dance does whenever he comes out on his own and really overdoes it whch is what makes it funny*
*Gets into ring and continues dance*
Triple H:Shane,Shane!
Shawn biggrin ad!Dad!Its me!Your son!The product of your semen!What are you doing?
*The two get into this conversation of how when Vince dies his money will go to his daughter and who got her pregnant,etc.,etc.*
Finally:
Triple H:Shawn,Shawn!Are mildly retarded?
Shawn biggrin ad,I've just gotta,gotta....DANCE!
*dances around ring again*
Triple H:If you wanna dance,I'll show you how to dance
*Hella old video of Vince McMahn singing and dancing,so old he still had black hair*
*Finally Vince Mcmahn and Shane come out*
Vince:This DX thing has gone far enough!We're gonna beat your butts and we even have some observers.
*Spirit Squad comes out*
*Vince see's port-a-potty on the stage*
Vince:What-what is this?
Triple H:Well thats because you're a pile of crap
*manure falls on McMahns and Spirit Squad*