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*slaps on the disclamier*i dont own any of this shows or characters i own only my characters
Scene:talent show,last one up.Hand full of aang


Aang:this song is for a friend of ours his not here tonight but in a way he is right katara
*katara nods*
together:Noble indian cheif bring us back your was you indians were so awsome in oh!-so many was-la-lalalalalalaa la la lalala la-la-la-la-la!
everyone claps and cheers.
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(Scene change:House)
Aang:i cant belive we didnt win
Katara:i know
Sokka:*walks up*well theres a simple answer,you guys were so high you just didnt relize how bad you really were-i know i was in the aduince
(*back at the talent show*lalalalaaaaaahhhhhh)
Toph:hello tiring to watch Mr.P'Wee's play house there.
Sokka:i think the best thing to say-
Toph:*covers ears*who killed boah janngles....
Zuko:well we know you cant sing..at all
Katara:this is worse then the time Aang had that Rat Farm
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*basement*
*aang walks in white pimpin siut,hat and cigar*
Aang: well Freando do you have the rent
Freando:please senor avatar give me a week i will payyou double
Aang:looks at gold watch its been to months your putting me in a wierd poossion...but maybe we can work something out*looks at rat wife
Freando:no senor not my beloved
wife:no its for the childern
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Katara:when did that happen
Zuko:you dont remember
Katara:...no.
Aang it was right after i invested in leather pants ah did not work out at all
Azula:* runs in*i have something to say im jioning the peace core
Aang:*stares mouth open*thats....awsome.
end

Toph &Zuko conections

toph:*brecks piggy bank*
zuko:*walks in*what are you doing
Toph:non of your bee wax Ranado but if you must know i need to buy a airship ticket to go Beverly Hills to see my parents
Zuko:hu,good luck a ticket cost like $450
Toph:400-*stands up*Zuko hit me the mouth
Zuko:what? why?
Toph:i hear this tooth fairy gives you money in exchange for teeth half at it zuko
Zuko:ahhh..okay
Toph:nonono stop stop
Zuko:stands there
Toph:i told you to hit me!
Zuko:you flinched
Toph:well of course i flinched you were about to hit me
Zuko:make up your mind what do you want me to do
Toph:hit me..no no stop
Zuko:*sighs in angry*
Toph:look i know i'm being hard to read but-
Zuko:*punches her.Toph falls and doesnt get up.zukos face eek .Zuko walks back to the hallway and runs for it.out the back the door...in a cab to the airport...on a boat,..then back on the street up to the door..in the living room*Damn it!
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*at night, thunder and lighting storm*

(tophs room)
(creey music)
toph:um okay think of a happy place think of a happy,...um okay im on mtvs jackass
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(tophs mind image)
toph:hey.im toph and today im gonna beat the avatar up all day today
*opens door to aangs room.startes punching aangs arms and hits him with a teddy bear*
Aang:toph came on stop that toph
*toph rips his shirt and tosses it aside.hits aang a few more times, then runs out and slams door*
Aang:*pick up news paper*geez toph..your crazy out there ..crazy
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*back in tophs room*
toph:*sighs, relaxing...until her closet opens glowing blue*aaaaahhhhh *and sweeping up her things*aaaaahhhhhh*clings to her bedpost*this sucks more then ihop taacccooossssss*gets sucked into the other side(spirit ,heaven)*
*bed slams into closet*
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(aang washing face,in bathroom)
Aang:*notices a cut on cheek*what the..*touches it skin on his face falls off, Aang screams,then peels off face.*oh geez that was-aaaaaahhhhhh
*looks in mirror this face is replaced by..homer Simpsons face*heh-heh..Dounuts,mmmmmmmmm
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*school*
Aang:*drinks beer*
Zuko so whats it like on the other side
toph:uhh well i meet god up there
Zuko:realy whats he like?
Toph:uh okay i meet his son to said his chinesse
Zuko:really?
Toph:wup said his last name is hong
Katara:ssshhh its starting
*rap about the enviorment and caring is sharing with ty lee in it*
Zuko:*blinks*toph
Toph:what?
Zuko:*punches stomach*
Toph:*cries*
Zuko surprised ohh crying child i'll handle it*leaves*
Aang:this is worse than when we saw cats
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*after show*
Sokka:that sucked
Katara surprised h be quit
Sokka:i want my money back it was a rip off $150
*everyone looks at him*
katara :it was free
Sokka: eek burning_eyes jet i want my money back!!!!
end

This i got from futruama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BjrOi4vF24
i dont own futrurama

A TERRIFYING MESSAGE FROM Aang
some guy:we interrupt this meaningless show for some guy that has to say something
Aang:hello im the avatar and im here to scare you about global warming becase in the near future if we dont take acttion our planet...earth will become a deadly smuge ball that chokes out all humans life.
MoMo:good more beer for us MAHAHAHA*drinks beer*
Aang:quiet momo...we are melting the polor ice caps,posioning the air withgasses*momo burps in his face*look im tiring to save the human race its all in my movie
Momo:*gasp*your in a movie what ya play burned out cop, street wise pimp tirin to save his little brother from the dog life!
Aang:yes i play a street wise pimp ... with a hybrid pimp mobil
Momo:*crosses arms*boring!!!!!
Aang:look its not boring im tiring to save us all from certain death
Momo:*mockingly* to save us all from certain death Less talk more acttion
Aang:you want acttion heres some acttion!*takes baseball bat hits momo with it*
Momo:BO-ring
Some guy:THEINCONVENIENTTRUTH the movie that will make you feel like should probable do something
Aang:and dont forget to recycle
Momo:*mockingly* and dont forget to recycle ooowwww
(music)

i am a full supporter of more beer for robots^^forget you humans muwahahah magic creaters and robots will rule the earth!!!!!
end

(dont ask why he has a motorcycle his just does)this is back at the being of him being banned
Zuko runs away-from futurama

Iroh:man i have to find this tea and those jerks down at social security i have to pay them
Zuko:im tired of your yappin*takes motorcycle. rides in zig-zags across the deck and smashes into the game table*all you every do is complan you never try to make things better.Well im running away from this dead end family.I know theres a place for people like me! with new ideas!there has to be.
Iroh:fine get going
Zuko:Oh! im going and your gonna be all wheres zuko i miss zuko
Iroh:we won't know until you leave
Zuko:OH! im leaving
Iroh:theres the door
*pause*
Zuko:*gives in*i'll be good
end(zuko so cute when he gives in 4laugh *

This is form the simpsons
(libary)

Toph:that sounds alot like a movie that was historicaly wrong
Aang:all i know is the guy who play Mozart was the same guy who played in animal house now that movie had good musci*sings song*Animal house house house nobody every went to class and then we saw some guys @ss animal house house house and then they did the end like an american graffitie and they found out what happened to evryone
(Sokka still holds the turkey leg eating record to today in his demantion)
((Katara went on to great riches posing for butter boxes))
(((that night aang went home and watched "animal house"and the next day went to work the next day in a toga)))
((((ans toph went to the book store she got a job at))))
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you know when a person has a name like june and thats the name of a person in a show and they are compared to that person yeah this is how it happens with the avatar cast

(sokka ia in the attic and has been up there for 3 days and katara brings him fodd)
Sokka:*sits in rocking chair next to window*
*katara enters*
Katara:its been three days dont you think its time to come down
Sokka:their laughing at me the whole towns laughing at me
Katara:whos laughing
Sokka:EVERYONE!!
*opens window*
Sokka:Aang kill that lemur
Aang surprised kay!
Sokka:and those red flowers the nerve red i hate red!!
katara:maybe you should go talk to the producers and ask them to change the name
Sokka:*ponders*no way!!*but by this time he was already in his car*oh well to the bar
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