In the beginning man asked unto God, "O rly?" And God replied unto him, "Ya rly," and there was much merry making indeed. And for seven days and seven nights, the world screamed out incredulously, "No wai!" Until God got fed up, and said, "Stfu, you nubs, gtfo." And then there was a flood, and God was all like, "Pwnt, bitches."And so, a brave man named N0@h, said unto his fellow man, "Screw you, I'm going to get on a boat and watch a bunch of animals ********." And watch them ******** he did. And after forty days and forty nights of kinky parties, the flood stopped, and N0@h was all like, "Kick a**." And so, after letting out his boat full of horny toads, humped camels, and anacondas finding their way into ladies' pants, N0@h died of lung cancer because he smoked. And God was all like, "Silly N0@h, cigs are for zombies!"
And THAT'S why I have a Cig. 3nodding
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But what the hell does that have to do with a cig? XD
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