Why going out with Gaara is a bad idea
1. his conversations with himself last longer than the conversations you have with him.
2. when you ask him if he loves you he will replay "Jiai"( I love only myslef)
3. you have to keep him chain to your arm so he wont hurt other people
4. he steals your eye make up
5. he wears more eye make up than you
6. he will swear up and down that he doesnt wear make up its just natural
7. you will replay by saying "uh huh.....i totally believe you( yeah right)*smile* "
8. he is short (lol again with the size thing)
9. he makes you feel fat cause he is so skinny
10. you can eat more than him which makes you doubley fat!!! (lol)
11. his house is hot but what did you expect he is Gaara of the desert
12. he gets sand in your eyes
13.he makes horrible sandwiches (LOL)
14. you can't piggy back ride him cause he always wears his gourd on his back
15. one night you couldnt sleep you ask him to stay in your room until you fell asleep but ended up having nightmares cause he never once dozed off to sleep and stared at you the whole night
16. he makes better sand castles than you
17. he has no eyebrows....there for you drew on some for him and it made him look really scary
18. he doesnt drive you on your dates you ride on his sand
19. Kankuro hits on you (ewwww)
20. Temari kidnaps you and puts you in a wedding dress and tells you to marry Gaara so he can get outta her house (lol)
