The Pink Moose(Story #3): The Hospital From Hell.
I woke up in a strange hospital, suprised I was still alive. Every part of my body hurt like a heard of elephants had sat on me and crushed everything in my body. I was in a body cast so I couldn't move very much so there was really nothing to do, but lay there. I guess my friends must of saved me from that bear, but where are they? As is always my luck in these episodes, there was no one around. It's almost like everytime I get severely injured everyone else goes on a vacation or something. Wondering what happened to my friends, I looked around the room and what I saw in the next bed beside me just rose my bloodpressure. There in the next bed was Magellan and he got ice cream, CHOCOLATE ice cream. b*****d moose got ice cream and I didn't. What makes him so damn special. Suprisingly he suffered only some minor burns and was sitting up in bed eating his ice cream right in front of me. Man do I hate that moose. Just eating the ice cream so loud and making noises just to piss me off. Despite the pain I managed to ball my fist like I was fixin' to punch him. by the time he was finished with his ice cream I was on boiling point and also now I had to use the bathroom really bad. So I pressed the call button(I obviuosly couldn't get up myself). The nurse came in and went straight to Magellan, fluffed his pillow, got him some lunch and then left without even glancing at me. "What the hell?" I muttered. So I pressed the call button again and another one came in and went straight to Magellan, changed the channel on the T.V. for him, got him some jello, and still walked out without tending to me. I was getting more pissed because I had to piss and no one was doing aanything to help me. On top of that the nurse had changed the channel to some show on how to be a plumber or something like that making me have to piss worse. I finally lost control and pissed the bed so now I was really pissed and started screaming and trying to break out of my cast so I could get out of this hell hole. I tried for hours in extreme pain to get out of the cast, but with no success. I wasn't giving up so easily though. I picked up the phone(the whole phone) and persisted to bash myself with it, but it only made cracks in it and caused me more pain. And then I started to get an itch and there was no hanger or anything I could use to scratch it with. I was in total misery on the verge of going totally insane. For 3 weeks I went through this horror until the nurse came in and discharged Magellan. On his way out he kicked my bed and my cast cracked open. I was free. Free to kill that moose now and just after he walked out the door the cops came and apprehended me to take me to jail. Just great Magellan gets to go off scott free and I get prison. Apparently I was thrown in prison for attemped murder. When in prison I was greeted by familiar faces at least. It was Denalle and Vixie they had gotten the same charges plus conspiracy. Great how was I going to get out of this one? Moral of this story be careful who you try to kill, because it might come back to bite you a**. END Story #3. Keep reading for more continuations later.
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