GAH! I can't believe it! I just got a new job as a hairstylist, and what do I do on my first day? I FORGET MY LISCENCE!!! GAH! I'm shut a moran! I know no one will really care... since no one ever reads my jounral... for some reason... but.. anyway... here's some random quote that I find funny...
10th Kingdom:
Tony: Don't bother talking to him... He's a complete idiot...
Village Idiot: If only... my father was a complete idiot... I'm still a half-wit.
Red Vs. Blue:
Griff: I'd just like to let everybody know that I suck..
Simmons: And?
Griff: And that I'm a girl...
Simmons: What else?
Griff: And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys...
Sarge: This has got to be the best surrender of all times....
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Chruch: Hey Doc, how's the patient?
Doc: He seems very alert and responcive...
Tucker: He's talking about Caboose right?
Church: No, I mean how's his toe, the one I shot?
Doc: Oh, that thing? If fell off about a half hour ago...
Caboose: Rest in peace, pinky toe... YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!
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Tucker: Church.. we got a problem...
Church: I am not your mother.. so don't come tattling to me when one of you does something the other one doesn't like...
Tucker: I'm telling you he's crazy... He keeps threating me and talking in a scary voice.
Caboose: No I didn't...
Tucker: Oh, so your saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give to church as a birthday persent?
Caboose: I think you're taking my words alittle out of context...
Tucker: What? What context?
Church: Look, this compitition thing has got to stop...
Doc: um.. excuse me?
Church: One second pal... I'm in the middle of something... I thought I astablished this by now, that I don't like either of you, so stop competeing for my attention.
Doc: Excuse me?
Church: Yes... what is it?
Caboose: Don't ever be alone...
Tucker:He's doing that thing again...
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Caboose: Hurry and get Shelia working again so I can say hello.. And start killing everyone..
Tucker: You mean the reds, right?
Caboose: huh? Oh.. yeah... For starters!
Bones:
Booth: Why don't you use your mutant powers and talk people to death?
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