The morning had begun unlike all others, for that day was the first day... of high school. Dressing quickly in the morning (and brushing her teeth and hair and toenails of course), she raced downstairs to see... *dramatic background music* A MIRROR! And what was in this mirror!?!? OH WOE AND BEHOLD, it was the tackiest uniform she had ever seen. Gasping, she clutched at her heart. Desperately trying to run back upstairs to change, her sister Stephanie clicked the lock to her bedroom in haste.
There was only one thing left for Haley to do. She went down to the kitchen, and poured herself a large mug of coffee. Today was going to be a long day.
Here is to all those whom have experienced the horrors of tacky uniforms... like Haley. May the force be with you... and also with you.
