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So, this is my blog. DA-DUM! IT'S A BLOG! NOW LET'S ALL SCREAM, RAP, DO KARAOKE, AND DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!

This poor, poor blog is host to my ironic and somewhat evil sense of humor. If anyone is reading this, POST, DAMMIT, POST! And if you don't I'll hunt you down and kill you--

"arz, whenever you look at the screen, you sneer. What are you sneering at? AARGH, they're all so stuffy and english!" Says my sister, reading Pride and Predjudice by jane austen. I immidiately type it.

Now the moral of this story is-- NEVER READ WEB BLOGS! They may corrupt your minds with insight on things like books, movies,and other things like TV shows that you see EVERY DAY! Maybe even how despicable your bathroom sink is! H** (blocked out because I don't want gaia to kill me), they may even give you some good advice! That's terrible! So insted of reading this, go watch a TV show like, for instance, Dave the Barbarian, and let your mind glue itself to this stupid show. Then you will never again be forced to read this annoying blog.

(The other moral of this story is, Pride and Predjudice is a pretty damn old book, so lots of the characters sound stuffy to us when in fact they are just using normal speech to jane austen, who was born in 1775.)

Geesh, I hate dumb cartoons like that. The protagonist is a wimp and all the other chars. su** SO F****** BAD!

End rant about the cartoons they feed into the minds of kids today, who watch with wide eyes and soon have their senses of humor corrupted, and laugh whenever someone says "Poop."

( scream )

~Fin~