is what happened, say yesterday. me, my dad, and some priest, i forget his name. im not sure if his name ever really came up. anyways, my real life story in gossip mode:
i got to meet Father Sampson or whatever to try and "cleanse my soul" of my foul, gay, sins. *enter audience laughter here*
of course, Father Father chose to take me to the movies, as a sorry for the kayaking expierance. cause it sucked. so i was iffy, but i got to see little man so that was neat. really funny too. so after that we left to take me back home, supposedly, instead he took me to this kindergarden looking place where we met the Priest. ho' boy, that was a bottle of laughs.
we started off with a fair, even, conversation but i didnt get to really talk at all, till i like yelled, but that didnt work. so, once i got my turn to defend myself and my "sinful" actions, i explained that i'm still a virgin, i havent even really done anything "sinful" worthy yet. and i got this response, "then there is hope for you yet, my boy." kay, first off, A. IM NOT YOUR BOY. B. you are a priest. i am gay, and im agnostic. so i already hate you.
anyways, after we had more chit-chat and how i nearly had a breakdown, The priest left and came back with this weird bowl. and it had water in it. SPECIAL WATER. i think i were in the back of a church now that i think of it.
so, after he chanted his voodoo ways in old speak with words like "thy" and "the holy one" and "jesus", he flicked water at me. being me, i freaked at the water just cause...well....i was already scared and physical contact with that water made me freak out. so, i took off, figured out, im like...on the south side, called my friend to leave a flipped-out crazy message, then my dad comes back says "i give up. there is no way of changing you. i guess i wont have a son anymore." in a non-chalant way. hearing that, i shouted "YOU THINK SO?!!? AFTER WHAT YOU JUST ******** DID TO ME?!"
(im getting sleepy now) so, he agreed to take me home, and to never really bother me again. thank you, GAWD. so friday was a fun night....sorta.
anyways, i felt like sharing that tid-bit of info with everyone. and let me say, "man, religion is stupid. XD"
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